I’m just fooling. Range bathe queen 👸 🧚. I’m gonna rule the world someday. |CEOTheWorld|

Joined October 2025
Putting this out there Incase. There’s money online and you can make quick bucks from ghostwriting for clients. (Changed my phone twice this year from it) You don’t even need to be an expert. I host classes on that. Dm if you’re interested!!
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Cursed are you and cursed is the land you toil on. 🙏🏾 The basic necessities of life will be hard for you to access
Replying to @arrakunrin
Why should tuition be so cheap ?? You wan dey pay 50k for university degree?? How and why exactly?
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So because you sent me 100k you think you are entitled to have my number?? The fact that I was on my own still baffles me ooo… you wanna be intentional but you are sending me ordinary 100k? ?Your mate are sending 500k If I say men are useless y’all will drag me
You see men???them foolish die
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TINUBUUUUUUU
Price of a 120kg bag of onions surges from ₦30,000 in April to ₦300,000 in October 2026, marking a 900% increase in six months.
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This one don get degree in dickology😭😭💔
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She handled it so well. That bride is not serious at all. “Would you be kind enough to touch my mum’s face”
If you can’t pay for makeup, won’t you rest? Is it by force?
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I hope everyone listened carefully to what Peter Obi said! He made it clear that if he doesn’t win the 2027 election, he won’t be contesting for the presidency again. At 65, he cannot keep running for president indefinitely. By the next election cycle, he’ll be approaching 70, an age when he should be enjoying his retirement rather than starting another political battle. This is why we cannot afford to take 2027 for granted. We still have a chance to change the direction of this country, and we must treat this election as if our lives depend on it, because to a large extent, they do. If we waste this opportunity with Peter Obi, we may never get another chance like this again. Wake up, Nigerians! 2027 is our moment, and we cannot afford to get it wrong! Be brutal, be toxic for your future
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Wow.. Glory be to God.. So happy your friend destroyed another Woman’s home🥰🥰
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️ When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭 Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else. She married him exactly one year into their relationship. Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank” She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now. Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg.. Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
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That’s why I always say you should help people because you want to, not because you think they’ll help if you need them. The things you do for people, they wouldn’t do it for you and na when you need them you go know.
My course mate, who has been jobless since we left university, has been squatting in my house since February this year. As God would have it, he got a job in June after I had helped him with job suggestions and accommodation. Recently, he moved out of my house because he had rented a new place for himself and bought some home appliances. When I visited him yesterday for the first time, he said something that left me feeling uncomfortable....
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It’s small oo
Jude Bellingham X Calvin Klein
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its like you people do not have a real grasp of how much this half dead withering bastard fucked us over. anybody just about making a case for him should ideally be murked on the spot. feels like mass psychosis that there’s people who still want him. fuel was 197 naira in october 2022. bag of rice was 25k. ts so fucked up.
wait, tinubu meet fuel for 200 naira ??
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As a child, I was convinced that if you squeezed pawpaw, you'd get Fanta. 😭😭
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i’m really graduating with a first class bruh🥹😭
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I hate broke guys oo So because you did a few cheap things, you cant give your babe ordinary 50k??? Someone else will do it and I’ll make sure to rub it in your face!! Blocked jor!!
See wetin I dey date then😭😂 because of 50k e wan tell me him history 😂 I really dodged a bullet😂 see him complaining about buying me ordinary iPhone Xsmax
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Being single isn't the "worst thing" in the world. Being with someone who makes you feel lonely is far worse.
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If N5000 is not small for you Text me. Make I drop aza👍🏻
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I’ve said this before, a very huge chunk of my wedding budget will go to honeymoon and then lingerie for my wife!!!!!
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One evening in SS3, my neighbour and I sneaked into the kitchen and stole yam and egg sauce from the refectorians’ pot meant for night food. When night came they saw that their food reduced and they started cursing the ss2s that they suspected 😂 we joined them in cursing the “thieves”, then ate our own food in ref before sneaking off to the physics lab during night prep to devour our food 😭😭
that secondary school experience you’ll never forget?
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Flirt back you bastard wtf is “hmmm 🌚”
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North West. ???
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Anytime my colleague is on call with her man, I'm always pained but I can't even hate, it so cute but abeggg body dey pepper me,cause this early morning she's already smiling and giggling 😒😒
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