Cel🍑

W/L/OT scarf progress update 🧣 TOR (W) +2 MIN (L - OT) +1 Yesterday’s game altering call fucking sucked but sometimes this silly project helps put things into perspective. It’s been so long since we left a game with +0pts!!! Look how little red there is!!! We move 🫡🫡

#lemmeponderthat #emailme

arber xhekaj & the habs i know that's RIGHT 🙂‍↕️

Fuck i am being endeared by the Carolina hurricanes I can’t allow this to happen

When will my husband (Ivan demidov) return from the war (2 to 4 lower body)?

Case in fucking point

nhl out here SLUTTING the hell out of jarvy for global series 😭 they have him eating all kinds of stuff, pronouncing Finnish words.. you’d think there are no Finns on the canes or kraken the way it’s all just ✨ jarvy ✨

sometimes i see a video of cole caufield being a menace and jumping around hitting everybody and i just know his parents breathed out a sigh of relief whenever he left for summer camp or whatever

There might not be much of an audience for this tweet but I’ve always thought Shea Webber kinda looks like John bishop Anyone else on the venn diagram intersection of hockey and British comedians??

I’m glad he can laugh about it I am however still salty as fook

Plant bathtime over at my house yall 🪴

Jarvy is Suomi Down

Skill issue, anyway here’s Lane Hutson gracefully getting to the bench without a skate blade

Proof my wardrobe has something other than hockey T-shirts (that something is roller derby T-shirts)

Man, people just be out there saying anything

I’ve seen enough. Throw him in jail he is a danger to himself and others!!!

that was such a bullshit soft call but whatever that’s a point we move on, Fowler you’re a star, nick Suzuki I owe you my life, Carey price I’m so sorry they’ve done this to you on your big night, Kaiden Guhle email me

Do NOT show me Cole Caufield looking depressed on the penalty box I WILL do something drastic