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kris.

@celeryonion

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cee@cssavedmeNov 9
he’s moving like pac holy shit
Holly Otterbein (@hollyotterbein) profile pictureHolly Otterbein
@hollyotterbeinNov 8
Scoop: Zohran Mamdani has been meeting privately with union leaders, urgently talking up the need for a labor-aligned or leftist candidate to run for president, people familiar with the talks tell me. He's arguing that progressives can't afford to squander their midterm momentum. Behind closed doors, Mamdani has also said he's uncertain whether AOC will launch a White House run, the sources said. axios.com/2026/11/08/scoop-m…
Scoop: Mamdani's bid for 2028 kingmaker

Scoop: Mamdani's bid for 2028 kingmaker

Many progressives are growing anxious about the prospect of a presidential race without a left-wing contender.

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tinashe upliftings from hyrule
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For those who don't know, the lady said "You'd sell your mama for a dime" and he crumbled immediately. I'd say his soul was read up and down if he actually had one.
Mam Ouari (@Tillitstank3) profile pictureMam Ouari@Tillitstank3Nov 6
Son 😭😭😭😭😭 these Data center hearings bring out the crazy in people
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Perfect highlight from the @VicMensa @hasanthehun episode
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugwNov 6
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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Image from brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw)
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yeah the democratic party is going to blow this moment lol
Sludge (@Sludge) profile pictureSludge
@SludgeNov 6
NEW: Chuck Schumer is preparing to lead the Senate with a network of former aides lobbying for private equity—including two former policy chiefs and his top health adviser. Their clients include Blackstone, Apollo, and the industry’s top trade group. readsludge.com/2026/11/06/th…
The Private Equity Lobbyist Network Surrounding Chuck Schumer

The Private Equity Lobbyist Network Surrounding Chuck Schumer

Blackstone, Apollo, and private equity trade groups employ Schumer alumni to push their interests in Washington as progressive senators push for tougher restrictions on the industry.

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Here yall go
CSPAN (@cspan) profile pictureCSPAN
@cspanNov 6
Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team
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40 seat majority and this mf is talking about “bipartisan common ground”
ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
@ABCNov 4
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said that his party is “ready, willing and able to find bipartisan common ground” in order to work with Republicans on the ongoing affordability crisis. abcnews.visitlink.me/ymEF7Q
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fuck it make bernie senate majority leader
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Time to add the Democratic Socialist option @hinge
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Talib Kweli is a weirdo and everybody in his camp lame as hell too for still rockin out with him
Maya Angelique👑 (@moneyymaya) profile pictureMaya Angelique👑@moneyymayaNov 3
Anyways still being harassed. Court is in February. Love you.
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oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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We’re putting you in the zoo bitch
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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kris. retweeted
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Mike@hammeritoNov 4
AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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Touching: Darline Graham honors her brother, the late Lindsey Graham, by finishing on bottom
The Hill (@thehill) profile pictureThe Hill
@thehillNov 4
#BREAKING: Darline Graham falls to Democrat Annie Andrews in stunning Senate GOP defeat thehill.com/homenews/campaig…
Darline Graham falls to Democrat Annie Andrews in stunning Senate GOP defeat

Darline Graham falls to Democrat Annie Andrews in stunning Senate GOP defeat

Republican Sen. Darline Graham (R-S.C.), who President Trump personally picked to succeed her late brother Sen. Lindsey Graham’s (R-S.C.) and was then encouraged by the president to run for a full …

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Iran achieved regime change in America
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