scrubbed up pretty good for a wedding, maybe I should wear suits more often (ignore da bathroom I’m waiting on professional pics) 💍

was cleaning my dining room earlier and found an envelope I forgot I had with £600 cash in from last year, I was so happy for like 2 hours and then I got a call from the garage that my car needs a £1,000 repair. the universe and karma couldn't let me have even 1 day of joy

don't make me call porsha (ziwe)

so art of play decided to defend themselves against allegations of being rude to kelly clarkson by reposting rude stories about kelly clarkson on instagram. this is why you need PR

obsessed with kelly going viral over saying a shop treated her badly and everyone somehow making it her fault. yall must be new, i was a stan back when she was tweeting letters telling kanye to go fuck himself, imagine the outrage nowadays, you cant say shit online anymore

pokopia and bubble butts

the way ppl will drop you when they dont have a need for you anymore, cuz this kacey musgraves song is tea i believe in ghosts

the way my village had to get evacuated by the army because of a b*mb this morning but it was a hoax

she mother earth'd

hired a stripper for my besties hen party and when he text me to ask for the address his number came up in my phone as a contact from work

it gets to a point where youre not even upset at anything anymore just pure disappointment !

as someone who likes Taylor i really need her fans to stop buying this garbage because as long as she keeps selling the quality is gonna keep declining. let her flop and put some fire back in her

spent 2 months with a cracked phone because i thought i smashed the screen, but just realized it had a screen protector on and the phone is fine

i wanna play halloween so bad but I fear everyones gonna leave the game after a week anyway 😭