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November sag, writer, occasionally funny

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2014
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so excited to share that Not A Writers Club is featured on the @substack app this week 🫶🏾 what an honor!
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did we shake or were we shook? #earthquake
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yeah this is what I came here for
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logged back into twitter just to see if anyone was making “all this talk about the earthquake is making me think about how you used to make my earth quake ..” jokes yet
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EVERYONE: write to your country’s UN Ambassador and demand that they invoke UNGA resolution 377A to get around the US Veto and call for a permanent ceasefire. You can find a template letter here cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view… then post and tag your country’s ambassador online.
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i think i have post the bear depression
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im sorry but Claire and Carmy’s dynamic is so cringe
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people who say white ppl have no culture haven’t watched the bear season 2 episode 6
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i also love marcus. he reminds me of someone who could be in my family. a cousin, maybe an uncle. someone who u feel safe around who asks u how school is going etc
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im really enjoying the bear except for the part where sydney has a $300+ paloma wool puffer jacket like be so fr
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Replying to @ilyclemmie
U gotta be a different type of wicked to ship anyone on the bear. This show is about anxiety and sandwiches
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Im gonna have a snoopy kinda summer 🫶🏻🌟
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The scene The camera man
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why are u as a white person ordering a negroni??? like hello it literally has “negro” in it
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drinking a green smoothie listening to solar power
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someone who i’ve never met before asked if i was “the sydney sweeney from tiktok” i won!!!!!
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not me being quoted in the nyt and this is what I say
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one time I was wearing my bf’s Michigan sweatshirt on a walk and some white lady was like “go blue!” and I had no idea what she was talking about. I guess that’s what happens when u appropriate
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