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• Babushka Chic • Anachronistic Aesthetics • Pseudo-Intellectual Free Loader •

Indianapolis, IN
Joined September 2011
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OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIGHT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL
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According to my wife’s reaction, “I’m gonna get all up in there and find those eggs” was not a great Easter pick up line.
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If you think the idea of a water sommelier is ridiculous then send me a video of yourself drinking a room temperature Dasani.
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Doesn’t say it’ll get you wrecked ANYWHERE on the box
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Bro, you want this pamphlet? "Brochure."
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Millennials, remember to stretch your quads before enjoying the Super Bowl Halftime Show
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. @samgrizzy said I’m looking very “babushka chic” today and now I have a term for my personal brand
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I made my first TikTok and feel invigorated. This must be how Countess Bathory felt taking her first blood bath
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Everyone is hesitant about the vaccines and I just want all of them shot into my arms so I can become Covidman.
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Look at that shirt. Tide ad
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There is only one side. #charlottesville
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What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight
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Thank you @bobandtom! What a fun photo shoot today! teapawt.net/bobandtom/status/78927…
Thanks to @cellularfunk OF P. Shypula Photography for her excellent work today. If you need a photographer: paulineshypula.com/
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Gif of me belly dancing with Mandali Tribal. Watch the video youtu.be/-JXA-tm_Jz8 #ATS #bellydance #atsbellydance
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