SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus) header
SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus) profile picture

he/him ♑️ insta: spnc.r

Manchester, England
Joined December 2008
Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)Photo by SLR 🫧 (@cellulitus)
Stop blaming the poor This country isn’t poorer because disabled people get £100 a week or asylum seekers get £49 a wk 
It’s poorer because the very rich dodge £35 billion a year — and £100 billion a year flows into British enabled tax havens We’re not broke
We’re being robbed
2,267
5,447
236
19,368
688,404
The Substance (2024) Art by Luke Marsh.
35
2,905
43
25,214
370,516
SLR 🫧 retweeted
The BBC found evidence that Israeli forces are deliberately sniping Palestinian children — aiming for the head and chest. Over 60% of the murdered kids were shot with precision.
654
4,422
708
12,108
4,161,661
Paul Mescal e Daisy Edgar-Jones, Halloween 2022.
17
416
351
4,285
723,421
LUX
82
8,928
191
93,400
1,324,504
JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇵🇸 Israel strikes Gaza, violating ceasefire.
3,213
13,560
2,326
54,089
20,357,241
Happy Lesbian day bitches!!!
128
398
155
5,652
325,362
This means under British law you can now be prosecuted as a terrorist for saying that you disagree with a law. Quite something that.
UNLAWFUL ARREST This woman was arrested for holding a sign with “I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action” on it, a totally lawful statement to make, even under the Labour government’s absurd new laws proscribing the direct action group. wedonotcomply.org
129
5,351
79
30,153
512,629
I keep hearing “we want our country back”. Yeah we all do. How’s about being able to buy a home on one wage? Or wages even being liveable? What about same day GP appointments? Or ambulances arriving within minutes? Clean rivers and beaches? I could go on and on. But I’ll tell one thing… it’s not migrants who’ve taken these possibilities away… it’s capitalist greed. Have you noticed we don’t own anything anymore? Almost everything is subscription… films, music, software for your phone or PC. Tell me how this is anything to do with migrants? Look to the people with the power, not to the people with NONE.
1,499
2,455
147
11,114
551,809
4,492
38,691
754
196,528
4,311,493
So Kimmel is taken off the air for showing a clip of Trump not giving a shit about Charlie Kirk and calling it for what it is. Gotcha
This is the clip so the audience can see it in full.
991
13,920
138
116,329
2,782,129
We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"
52
19,055
341
188,239
2,427,035
Some tits out in magaluf
749
9,423
1,098
36,742
18-24 voting intention (via YouGov crosstabs) — August/September 2025 🟥 LAB: 31% 🟩 GRN: 22% 🟧 LDM: 20% ➡️ RFM: 9% 🟦 CON: 8%
🔷 Nigel Farage is winning over the UK’s left-behind male youth. It could bring him victory Read more below ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/business/202…
453
865
69
11,201
709,847
free speech mfs when someone other than them is allowed to speak:
I’m going to use Congressional authority and every influence with big tech platforms to mandate immediate ban for life of every post or commenter that belittled the assassination of Charlie Kirk. If they ran their mouth with their smartass hatred celebrating the heinous murder of that beautiful young man who dedicated his whole life to delivering respectful conservative truth into the hearts of liberal enclave universities, armed only with a Bible and a microphone and a Constitution… those profiles must come down. So, I’m going to lean forward in this fight, demanding that big tech have zero tolerance for violent political hate content, the user to be banned from ALL PLATFORMS FOREVER. I’m also going after their business licenses and permitting, their businesses will be blacklisted aggressively, they should be kicked from every school, and their drivers licenses should be revoked. I’m basically going to cancel with extreme prejudice these evil, sick animals who celebrated Charlie Kirk’s assassination. I’m starting that today. That is all.
317
9,390
89
118,621
2,706,884
SLR 🫧 retweeted
In america, you get deported if you laugh at the presidents favorite youtuber
“The State Department indicated it would review the legal status of immigrants ‘praising, rationalizing, or making light’ of Charlie Kirk's fatal shooting.” axios.com/2025/09/11/charlie…
518
22,275
117
256,616
5,190,378
Love, love, love....on this day 9/11 to All The Lovers
135
6,161
553
14,946
194
14,840
703
212,504
3,661,391
SLR 🫧 retweeted
No representation for the Libdems (3rd largest party) No representation for the Greens (new leader, same number of MPs as reform) The UK is marching to the right and the media is to blame.
Joining #BBCLauraK Defence Secretary John Healey Reform UK leader Nigel Farage Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee Sunday 9am @BBCOne bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39r…
141
2,140
28
18,594
409,569
SLR 🫧 retweeted
Donald Trump’s birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein has been turned over to Congress by the Epstein estate.
512
3,029
677
52,616
3,199,912