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Imagine how hard it was for Machiavelli to do all that research without Google.

Sao Paulo, Brazil
Joined January 2010
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Politics isn't exactly government or public service. Politics means that one always acts trying to influence the most people possible, @selenagomez. For example, if i had a girl and she posted a good picture that demanded some effort, i would post this. This is politics!
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Interviewer: any question? Me: what do they call german shepherds in Germany?
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Interviewer: any question? Me: what do they call german shepherds in Germany?
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“Nobody wants to work anymore” Personally, I never wanted to work in the first place.
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Are you fine, @selenagomez? I miss the old times
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I thought about this many years ago, @selenagomez. But you are too young to be a politician.
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Daughter : "mom , will you do my math homework for me tonight?" Me: "No, it wouldn’t be right." Daughter: "Well, just do your best."
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i was put on earth to go out to dinner
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I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny
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“If all your friends jump off a cliff would you do it too” if they did it without me I’d actually be really upset, like how did you plan this? Is there a group chat without me? I could have brought snack for the experience or something idk
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Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.
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Eu sou adicto. Por isso que nunca termino nada do que começo, e nunca tenho nada. Lógico que eu gostaria de viver uma vida normal, mas não consigo. Eu preciso de ajuda, não de gente achando que sou super-herói.
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Peguei 3 por 450. Vou vender por 250 cada
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Um já foi, faltam 2.
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buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.
I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.
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In British politics, leaders come and go... however, there's been one constant at Downing Street - Larry the cat
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❤️ @Pontifex
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Meu amigo Raafat, do Líbano
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What do you think about you be the United States president, @selenagomez?
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Lembram do mano que deu a copada na cara do outro? Ó como eu falo com ele:
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