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Here is the new AWS State Machine that gathers all of the data for HockeyStatCards.
1. In the morning, a scheduled job runs (AWS Event Bridge) that gets all the games for that day, and schedules a poll start time 2ish hours after puck drop
2. We check if the status is final, if not, we have dynamic backoffs based on how much time is left in the game. We loop until finished. If we hit our max poll attempts, we error here.
3. If we get a final status, we run the compute lambda.
4. We then check a boolean if we should post on socials or not, if true, we post.
Visually it looks like this:
Cole Palmer retweeted
Here is the only 100% factual tier list out there for the Hometown Remix jerseys
I built something new on @hockeystatcards that I think is pretty helpful.
If you go to a teams page, you can click on map and see what other teams are close. From there, you can click to navigate to @cfbstatcards or @profbstatcards
so… are we going to be ok
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someone: watch video saying backflips prevent heart attacks (insert anything)
algorithm: heres 4 more videos about backflips preventing heart attacks
someone: start to believe backflips prevent heart attacks
is this good or bad for humans?
what should be the goal of an algorithm?
shoot so close to a banger
Replying to @tylerpalmer
@cepvi0 you should be able to challenge the x algo like a baseball pitch on a post and be like sorry grok this was a strike
Cole Palmer retweeted
📣 Will be doing instant post game analytics emails for @profbstatcards and @cfbstatcards soon! Sign up on the respective website.
Cole Palmer retweeted
👋 Welcome to the thousands of new fans who have followed since the start of the season!
Over the next few weeks Im going to be expanding our post game emails with a bunch of cool charts and data delivered to you right after the game. Now's a great time to sign up.
Its completely free. No ads. No paywall. Added a few images below on what were adding.
hockeystatcards.com/subscrib…
Let me know what you think!
What I really love about this is the filtering options available.
You can check out the Blackhawks D, and using the menu, ask to add any other teams players and compare them (left image).
But thats not all. You can also add players from other teams! Want to know how Thomas Harley compares - throw him in there! (right image)
Cole Palmer retweeted
Team page improvements incoming!
Im woking on something really cool that ive been wanting to build for a long time just have not gotten around to it
remember jev?
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