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software engineer | built @hockeystatcards (1M+ impressions weekly) | CS @oregonstate | Works on my machine ¯\(ツ)/¯

Ventura, CA
Joined February 2011
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Here is the new AWS State Machine that gathers all of the data for HockeyStatCards. 1. In the morning, a scheduled job runs (AWS Event Bridge) that gets all the games for that day, and schedules a poll start time 2ish hours after puck drop 2. We check if the status is final, if not, we have dynamic backoffs based on how much time is left in the game. We loop until finished. If we hit our max poll attempts, we error here. 3. If we get a final status, we run the compute lambda. 4. We then check a boolean if we should post on socials or not, if true, we post. Visually it looks like this:
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Reminder you can see all charts for a player here
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Here is the only 100% factual tier list out there for the Hometown Remix jerseys
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wow absolute 🔥
The fabric of a flock that flies together.
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claude make slack make no mistakes
every time I think about slack’s architecture this image comes to mind
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lol that’s so embarrassing for the ducks
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I built something new on @hockeystatcards that I think is pretty helpful. If you go to a teams page, you can click on map and see what other teams are close. From there, you can click to navigate to @cfbstatcards or @profbstatcards
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NHL Game Score Impact Card for Anaheim Ducks on 2026-10-24:
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couldnt resist
Jason Robinson hasnt had a single negative Game Score in the last 8 games
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my bank protecting my assets
BREAKING: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents operating inside customer accounts, with some agents attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, per Axios
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what a night certificate authority hack php hack quinn hughes 9.86 game score
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someone: watch video saying backflips prevent heart attacks (insert anything) algorithm: heres 4 more videos about backflips preventing heart attacks someone: start to believe backflips prevent heart attacks is this good or bad for humans? what should be the goal of an algorithm?
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shoot so close to a banger
Replying to @tylerpalmer
@cepvi0 you should be able to challenge the x algo like a baseball pitch on a post and be like sorry grok this was a strike
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📣 Will be doing instant post game analytics emails for @profbstatcards and @cfbstatcards soon! Sign up on the respective website.
Tired of sifting through posts after games? Want to use the Game Cards for your own nefarious purposes? Sign up on the website to have your favorite team's card emailed directly to you after each game. No limits on teams, no subscription fees, no reason not to do it
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👋 Welcome to the thousands of new fans who have followed since the start of the season! Over the next few weeks Im going to be expanding our post game emails with a bunch of cool charts and data delivered to you right after the game. Now's a great time to sign up. Its completely free. No ads. No paywall. Added a few images below on what were adding. hockeystatcards.com/subscrib…
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Let me know what you think!
What I really love about this is the filtering options available. You can check out the Blackhawks D, and using the menu, ask to add any other teams players and compare them (left image). But thats not all. You can also add players from other teams! Want to know how Thomas Harley compares - throw him in there! (right image)
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Team page improvements incoming! Im woking on something really cool that ive been wanting to build for a long time just have not gotten around to it
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Go Beavers! 🦫
Best and worst performing QBs from Week 6 by Points Above Replacement 1) Braden Atkinson - Oregon State +76.2 2) Tayven Jackson - North Texas +73.0 3) Goose Crowder - Temple +69.9
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remember jev?
Introducing Microsoft-Decision-1, our new model for fast decision-making. It delivers top performance on structured decision tasks, outperforming both LLMs and other decision models in latency and quality. We’re already testing it across Microsoft for everything from incident response and quality control to scientific discovery.
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monospace is good for predictable layouts
This is so colossally stupid I’m at a loss for words. Boeing has a decades old flight computer design with a custom physical keyboard and monospace text UI. They introduce a touch version of this, by taking the literal same design and making it all screen.
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