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Oct 2nd, my favorite day of the year 🤭
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Why are Chelsea fans celebrating cucurella's ranking? There's a reason he's the only chelsea player there.His ranking on that list literally has nothing to do with the club, it's solely on the world cup performance.
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In terms of things that many people say “spoil your life” procrastination is worse than masturbation
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Communication fixes issues; silence only worsens them.
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The day Nigerian parents say, “I’m proud of you,” you go remember every insult since primary school. 😂❤️
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uni core: that one secluded spot on campus everyone turns into the “love garden” for late-night intimacy.
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Your crush will give you the best sex because she’ll want to explore all her sexual fantasies with you. 😂
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What one man won’t treasure another man will. Kids and all.
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What doesn’t k!ll you will text you once in a while to check if you are still attached. Don’t give in.
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Why is that nowadays, when young celebrities die? Their family members, not wives or kids. Their parents and siblings are always eager to grant interviews and speak ill of the deceased wife
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If you hurt me and apologize, I will forgive you, but I’m not giving you that access to me anymore.
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2026 Ballon d’or rankings. Pau Cubarsi — 12th Bruno Fernandes — 27th High intensity and tactical league my azz.
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I used to think that people who don’t forgive those who wronged them were bad, until it was my turn.
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Some of you, your post are not relatable. But, as a loving and caring mutual that I am, I’ll engage and probably drop 🖐️🖐️ in your CS. 😂
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THE REMARKABLE STORY OF MRS. AGBOESE OF UWHEN-DOVA Of EKPOMA KINGDOM Remember a woman from the community of Uwhen-Dova known as Mrs. Agboese, who made an extraordinary request before her death. Mrs. Agboese felt that her time on earth was drawing near, she called her children, kinsmen, and community elders together. Some people objected to her request, but she stood firm. She told them that she wanted to receive her last respects while she was still alive. She wanted her funeral rites to be different from the usual tradition. Her words were simple but powerful: she wanted to witness the honour, love, and respect people would ordinarily show her only after her death. Eventually, her request was granted. Her children, relatives, and elders gathered to perform her burial ceremony while she was still alive. The ceremony was conducted in the presence of everyone who came to honour her, with the exception of the goat sacrifice traditionally associated with the rites after death. When the ceremony ended, Mrs. Agboese thanked everyone for coming. She then went inside, lay down to rest, and, according to the account, passed away afterward. She was subsequently buried. What makes this story particularly remarkable is the claim that *Mrs. Agboese was the first woman in the history of her village to request and witness her own funeral rites while she was alive. Her story raises a profound question about life, death, tradition, and human dignity: why must people wait until someone is gone before showing them the honour and respect they deserve? Mrs. Agboese’s story remains a remarkable account of a woman who wanted to witness her final tribute with her own eyes. May her memory continue to live on. 🕯️ Marvisgains LegendaryGain (Black Excellence)
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Cleaning up your own mess is hard enough. Doing it while people also expect you to fix theirs is draining.
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There’s a difference between someone making a mistake and someone developing a routine around your forgiveness. Know when the pattern becomes the problem.
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Do Musturbating addicts moan?
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i no go save buy am, the money go come once. 🙏🏻🤲🏻
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Yamarita just hit differently 🥰🥰 have you tried it before?
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This is fine😁 Chinedu, my container don land, run go my other shop and call Nnamdi
Today’s work completed ✅
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