Fading out into an indifferent middle age.
Portland, OR
Joined July 2011
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just overheard a man saying he was 35/75 on whether he was going to do something, open the schools
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Just remembered that I had a blogspot page when I was like 22 called la vie en nose: the life and times of a hapless romantic and I swear to god I almost walked into traffic
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future womens pro baseball wag retweeted
there is nothing on earth I'll miss more than kruk and kuip roasting the hell out of men at the ballpark. veteran ballplayer broadcasters, future hall of famers, and ALWAYS gentlemen.
Ohhhkaaaay the bartender changed the channel to a Mets Phillies game in the BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH INNING OF THE WPBL game and I felt the red mist descend and I had to leave before I broke my ironclad rule of never being snippy to service workers
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Brooooo Gladys the Goose and AJ twinning it’s too much 😭😭🥹😍 #WPBL #WPBLChampionships
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Joely Leguizamon wearing that shiner like a champion, oh my god I love the girls with the force of a thousand suns #WPBLChampionship
#SanFranciscoFirebells
#WPBL
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future womens pro baseball wag retweeted
What if you were out in public and you suddenly just like, grounded into an inning-ending double play. How embarrassing
Can’t remember who it was but a coach told Buster that he couldn’t catch what he wanted Tim to throw, he had to catch what he was throwing. Changed everything I think. I miss them like a lost limb.
A rookie making his first career playoff start threw a complete game shutout, 1-0, with 14 strikeouts against a veteran Braves lineup that had every reason to expect otherwise.
That was October 7, 2010, Tim Lincecum's postseason debut. Broadcaster Mike Krukow still calls it the best game he ever watched Lincecum throw, and given Lincecum's career, that is saying something.
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Jamie Mackay it seems I’ve grown quite unfond of you (I am lying I love you but that was brutal) #LosAngelesQueens
#SanFranciscoFirebells
#WPBL
#WPNLChampionship
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