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I hate when old people poke me at weddings, point and whisper, “you're next“, so I've started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Wen sar PSG ba3d ma dafa3 400 million euro? teapawt.net/lanadelrey/status/9693…
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What twitter peeps don't know is that half of their jokes end up in my WhatsApp stories.





















