I’d just like to say that as someone who was using @descript daily years ago I had my doubts about whether or not they’d ever get it figured out but after having used it yesterday I can say that I’m quite impressed with how far the platform has come!

I’m still not over trying to fix my broken hard drive

Life kinda pointless if you don’t have a girlfriends dad to impress

A relatively new “torontoism” is saying you don’t really care for nathan fielder because you’ve heard some “not so good” things about him from a few unnamed friends and more importantly he attended the same wedding as you in 2014

Drifting to sleep as the youtube video about the mystery behind moe’s tavern plays

The last 4 pictures on my camera roll

Weird how i didnt tweet about the 60 year old guy who i was helping catch his wife cheating by doing noise removal on his wyze camera videos

I’m closing in on 3 litres of water on the day, and with 7 hours left, I wouldn’t be surprised if I set a new PR on water intake. Thread 🧵

I’m not so sure I even want my toothpaste to be “Made in Canada”

If you invested 1000 dollars in Home Depot on their IPO you’d have more money today than if you did the same with Apple

fuck it im redownloading the live casino app

When you put Airtable in dark mode it says dark mode is in beta for over a year now

Perhaps I’ll drive to mississauga and see what’s going on there

When the pelin and tonik hits…

HonkMobile is the name of the Oakville parking app

Which party do i vote for if i want google maps while driving to not count towards screen time