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This stat is unbelievable! ๐Ÿคฃ
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๐Ÿงค Jordan Pickford has written his name into the history books by becoming just the 19th goalkeeper to record 100 clean sheets in the Premier League. Full list: 202 โ€” Petr ฤŒech ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ 169 โ€” David James ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ 151 โ€” Mark Schwarzer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ 147 โ€” David de Gea ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ 140 โ€” David Seaman ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ 137 โ€” Nigel Martyn ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ 136 โ€” Pepe Reina ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ 132 โ€” Brad Friedel ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 132 โ€” Tim Howard ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 132 โ€” Edwin van der Sar ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ 128 โ€” Peter Schmeichel ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ 127 โ€” Joe Hart ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ 127 โ€” Hugo Lloris ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท 122 โ€” Ederson ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท 113 โ€” Shay Given ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช 108 โ€” Jussi Jรครคskelรคinen ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ 107 โ€” Thomas Sรธrensen ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ 104 โ€” Alisson ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท 100 โ€” Jordan Pickford ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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Le football ร  son apogรฉe
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Evertonโ€™s TikTok admin are having a blinding season tbf ๐Ÿ”ฅ @Everton @markgoldbridge
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Brighton have issued an official statement following the viral photo of their 20-year-old player. โ€œWe strongly deny claims that our player is older than his registered age. He is officially 20 years old. We believe the Premier League broadcast cameras are responsible for the confusion. The club considers this matter closed and urges fans to focus on supporting the squad rather than running follicle-density analysis on broadcast screenshots.โ€
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Fake news and misleading .. No official communication from Brighton about 20 year old player z x.com/bhafc?s=11
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Please look at the replies, fucking golden ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
New liverpool away shirt has arrived! @LFC @LFCRetail
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Argentina are the only team out of all 48 participants not to have a single VAR intervention against them, despite committing the most fouls in the tournament. Do you even realize how insane that is?
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Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.
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Spain just beat Argentina at the 2026 World Cup, 1-0. espn.com/soccer/story/_โ€ฆ
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Fucking size of that ironing board.
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Potentially the greatest video of all time
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Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning
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400 pounds of fat ass from Rikishi jumping off a steel cage back in 2000
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Woman cracks open pet chicken's huge egg to find 1 in 25 million surprise
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Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa in the space of 3 frames Bang an his webs are gone
His muscle memory made him start walking on all fours.
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Imagine going for a pint ,then go viral ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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An Arsenal fan booked a Hotel in Budapest since last year for the UCL final and yesterday he posted the screenshot happily that he got a cheap price, a Tottenham fan called the hotel and canceled the booking. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Nasty one for Steven Ireland yesterday playing for Whythenshawe vets ๐Ÿซฉ
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Nothing to see here, only Stuttgart players having to hold the vomit during the game as they stand next to a piece of turd shit left there by their teammate
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The incident shows VfB Stuttgart players reacting to the smell of teammate Bilal El Khannouss's vomit during their April 23, 2026 match against Freiburg. It was not feces, as the post claims. El Khannouss vomited due to a stomach bug. thesun.co.uk/sport/38919761โ€ฆ sports.yahoo.com/quite-funny-vfโ€ฆ
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When you want to buy a train ticket
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This lads first day on TNT rugbyโ€ฆ Big Geoff Parling wasnโ€™t impressedโ€ฆ Valuable lesson learnt; Donโ€™t mess with the warm upโ€ฆ
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