I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

What are you supposed to do when you feel like you’ve messed your entire life up

All the dogs I’ve bet on lost and were immediately euthanized

[quite possibly the most hopelessly depressed I’ve ever been] all good over here!

Sometimes grief hits me so hard with no warning and I’m supposed to act as if I’m not being stabbed a billion times

You can just tell anyone happy birthday and you’ll have a 1/366 chance of being right… tell a stranger happy birthday today

Driving home from work. Time to forget how to operate a car and where my exit is so that I inconvenience everyone around me

Leading a horse to water and telling him it’s cool if he doesn’t want to drink any and I just enjoy his company

calling my dear friend Al Gore and telling him there’s something on his internet I don’t like and asking him to remove it

No way

I love saying we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it because yay we get to go over a bridge

At work I said “they’re going to compare apples to apples and come up with kumquats” and no idea where that came from but it’s immediately going in my toolkit

I am deserving of good things. Roasted balsamic broccoli, pasta with homemade sauce, and chicken breast

I never really know what to do at any given moment, and my life is a direct consequence of that

Humiliation kink

I think I’m going insane

The love of my life may or may not be on hinge but she is absolutely on twitter dot com

Goodnight

I keep having these dreams where I’m so deeply in love and it feels so real and then I wake up and realize I’ve never truly been loved