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comparison is the theft of joy

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If Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal, Premier League Champions can lose 3-0 to Brighton and get knocked out by Fleetwood Town in year 7 then you’ll forgive me for not overreacting when Xabi loses games.
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Pathetic to hear a decent chunk of Everton fans booing Emi Martinez being stretchered off.
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Travelling to Hill Dickinson Stadium. 🔜 #CFC | #EVECHE
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Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard? 😂
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How this was not a foul? Gabriel kicking Martinez on head, should have been straight RED. #ARSCHE
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Chelsea has become the first WSL club to pay for fertility treatment, including egg freezing, for its players. The club has agreed a six-figure fund with a Harley Street clinic which can also be used for things like smear tests and menstrual cycle support observer.co.uk/news/national…
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Huge praise for Lamine Camara from Filipe Luis #wow
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🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE - Lamine Camara to Chelsea is done
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!
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Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.
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The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books. She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built. Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included. Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million. In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes. Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Dolly Parton spent her life helping kids, marginalized communities and people in need, while entertaining millions. She never had to, she chose to. In a world full of wannabe Donald Trumps, choose to be a Dolly Parton.
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José Mourinho used to cook Arsenal everytime he was in front of a michrophone. Some of these clips are so, so good😂😂
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Remember, the UK will experience an eclipse tonight as Gabriel’s penalty from the Champions League final travels in front of the sun
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Nigel Farage and Richard Tice are both under investigation by the Met Police and the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards. They both come from incredibly privileged backgrounds - both privately educated, born in the most affluent community-belt towns on the edge of London. They are both multi-millionaires with careers in finance & commercial real estate. They both targetted constituencies they have no connections with, far from their homes, which also happen to be amongst the most deprived, with the poorest education standards in the UK. Tice splits his time between Dubai and Belgravia. Farage splits his time between The Groucho Club in Soho and America. Nothing these men have done throughout their careers gives any indication that they have any interests in the needs of struggling working class families. It's time people in these constituencies truly understood that not only are they being used, but they are being treated like utter fools, pawns in a political game, because these men consider good working-class folk without traditional higher level education to be easy to exploit and manipulate. Please, prove them wrong.
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Farage is fucked.
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Says the man who bought a farm partly to avoid inheritance tax! He should write one to the 35,000 grieving relatives who have to pay it this year saying thanks for paying it so farmers can have a £2.5m allowance and half the rate of tax above that!
🚨 NEW: Jeremy Clarkson says benefits claimants should be forced to write a genuine thank you email to a random worker every week “It is SO kind of you to go to work every day so that I don’t have to. Thanks to you I was able to buy an even bigger television this week”
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“I’m not homophobic… but I don’t need to see this” “I’m not homophobic… but this is too far” “I’m not homophobic… but I don’t agree with Pride” “I’m not homophobic… but what’s this got to do with football?” Maybe, just maybe, you are homophobic? 🤬
It's bigger than football. 💙🤍 We're wishing everyone celebrating in our city this weekend an amazing @PrideBrighton! 🥳
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Your party has 7 MPs, Dick. Your unelected leader resigned for taking a £5 million bung from a crypto billionaire in Thailand. Your "future chancellor" is under investigation for suspect donations. You are under investigation for failing to pay your taxes. "Serious party" 🥱
Sophy You seemed to forget about Reform? Not even invited So not cross party talks just uniparty talks
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