fuck yall know about eating ur first meal of the day at 3:33am

can a furnace get pregnant?

“i’m not even supposed to be in here,” as i throw my chair at the nurse🎀

do you guys think if i showed up to jerusalem in a rly cute dress they’d let me have the holy land?

my therapist says im smart

i got too high and i’m in cosplay and people are asking to take photos with me and im scared

my uber driver is from the congo and we’re chatting about furrycon atl

i am on lithium and my pussy tastes like metal

experience tranquility

can’t wait for the mania to hit so i can post bangers

why does he hate me like i’m literally not that bad

spending $40 on food delivery to eat two bites and throw it away

the weed is making me schizophrenic

experience tranquility

i hate mfs who need “alone time” wdym u don’t want to be on call with me 24/7