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Montreal
Joined April 2009
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There’s a special place in hell waiting for whoever invented scented garbage bags. Probably the same person who decided dousing yourself in Axe body spray after gym class in high school was good enough
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When you can trade for a declining, aging, team-quitting, playoff-choker goalie, you simply must do it
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Gonna be great when the Devils either miss the playoffs entirely or Hellebuyck tanks when they make it like he does every year
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Brady might be the only person on earth stupid enough to actually question whether or not he’s gonna get booed tonight by Sens fans
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Dobes and Dobson need to be better. Demi needs to come back, and our prospects need to pan out. Easy fix, everyone relax.
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Lemme get this straight. Leafs game is on @PrimeVideo tonight, which I have, but to watch this game I need to have a @Sportsnet subscription? Fuck allll this shit and fuck the @NHL for making it impossible to watch anything.
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God forbid a guy watch Macklin play for once as an east coaster who doesn’t stay up for the late games
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Charles Benjamin retweeted
I totally get this. When I first flew into Rome I was so emotional to visit the seat of my Catholic faith. I kicked a Muslim family out of their house, I burned their car, stole their possessions and threatened to kill them. Now I have a holiday home just a mile from the Vatican.
I was on a flight to Israel and struck up a conversation with the lady beside me. She was Jewish; her family were Holocaust survivors. As we saw the coastline of Israel from the window, she burst into tears. It was her first time visiting. Tell me again how Jews have no connection to the land of Israel.
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Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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They’re just calling anything and everything on Lane Hutson what the actual fuck
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3-1 lead? Guess we’re losing 5-4 in OT
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There isn't an official trailer for this "movie" yet, but there are clips on the studio's website and it looks like absolute dog shit. Kind of an important piece of context missing from this story.
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Not me periodically forgetting how good the Goo Goo Dolls are
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Oh fucking yum! I know where I’m getting my next pizza! “Depuis-Hot-Voila” and “French Taco?” Sign me up #aislop
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Has AI ever seen a fucking pizza?
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You know what’s the best way to attract a 2C? Win tonight’s game, and the game after that, and the next one after that. That will show way more than cheering on a guy that doesn’t wanna play for us.
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Fans getting what they deserve at this game for chanting that loser Larkins name
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Blues' Dillon Dube will miss the next eight weeks after injuring his neck vs. Sharks, the team confirms.
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Jesus fucking Christ what are we even doing here. A league desperate for goals for the last twenty years calls that one off lol
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Even Tarasov didn’t act like it mattered
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I don’t remember the last time I was this annoyed watching a game, and we’re not even losing
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