There’s a special place in hell waiting for whoever invented scented garbage bags. Probably the same person who decided dousing yourself in Axe body spray after gym class in high school was good enough
When you can trade for a declining, aging, team-quitting, playoff-choker goalie, you simply must do it
Gonna be great when the Devils either miss the playoffs entirely or Hellebuyck tanks when they make it like he does every year
Brady might be the only person on earth stupid enough to actually question whether or not he’s gonna get booed tonight by Sens fans
Dobes and Dobson need to be better. Demi needs to come back, and our prospects need to pan out. Easy fix, everyone relax.
Lemme get this straight. Leafs game is on @PrimeVideo tonight, which I have, but to watch this game I need to have a @Sportsnet subscription? Fuck allll this shit and fuck the @NHL for making it impossible to watch anything.
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I totally get this. When I first flew into Rome I was so emotional to visit the seat of my Catholic faith. I kicked a Muslim family out of their house, I burned their car, stole their possessions and threatened to kill them. Now I have a holiday home just a mile from the Vatican.
I was on a flight to Israel and struck up a conversation with the lady beside me. She was Jewish; her family were Holocaust survivors. As we saw the coastline of Israel from the window, she burst into tears. It was her first time visiting. Tell me again how Jews have no connection to the land of Israel.
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There isn't an official trailer for this "movie" yet, but there are clips on the studio's website and it looks like absolute dog shit. Kind of an important piece of context missing from this story.
‘Merry the Christmas Witch’ Director Estimated Movie Would Cost $80 Million — but Says With AI, He Made It for $1.5 Million (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/film/news/m…
Oh fucking yum! I know where I’m getting my next pizza! “Depuis-Hot-Voila” and “French Taco?” Sign me up #aislop
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You know what’s the best way to attract a 2C?
Win tonight’s game, and the game after that, and the next one after that. That will show way more than cheering on a guy that doesn’t wanna play for us.
Jesus fucking Christ what are we even doing here. A league desperate for goals for the last twenty years calls that one off lol









