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SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE KIBBLE. BE KIND, REWIND. PEACE OUT Y'ALL.

OMFG THERE ARE DUCKS HERE

DOGSAGAINSTROMNEY.COM IM NOT GONNA TRY AND TELL YOU HOW TO VOTE OR ANYTHING, BUT ROMNEY IS A GIANT DOUCHE.

ALSO, FYI, JUST BECAUSE THEY CALL THE CAR "SELF DRIVING", DOESNT MEAN THEY LET YOU TAKE IT OUT IF YOURE A DOG.

DISAPPOINTED THERE IS NO ROBOT PETTING AND FEEDING ME ALL DAY. WTF GOOGLE[x]

HIDE YO BUNNIES, HIDE YO ROBOTS. IM AT GOOGLE[X].

MY CALENDAR SUDDENLY FREED UP. WHERE DEM BITCHES AT????

THIS IS F'D UP. IM NEVER WEARING SKECHERS EVER. change.org/petitions/stop-th…

httpstatusdogs.com/ too bad there isn't a code for ASSHOLE cause that'd be me.

WOOF sandermulder.com/woofers.htm…

CANT KEEP A BEAGLE DOWN. cbsnews.com/2300-201_162-100…

HEY VETS. SCREW YOU FOR SHOVING A THERMOMETER UP MY BUTT. #NotSureWhatTheBigDealIsAndWhyDoTheyGetTheirOwnDay

NOT WIPING WORKS FOR ME. lifehacker.com/5805108/which…

IN CASE YOU ARE FEELING DEPRESSED ABOUT THE JAPAN SITUATION, MY PEEPS WILL CHEER YOU UP: bestweekever.tv/2011-03-16/5…

WINDOWS PHONE 7: BEAGLE RESCUE APPROVED wmpoweruser.com/a-new-fan-ma…

DISAPPOINTED TO LEARN THE SUPERBOWL IS NOT A GIGANTIC BOWL OF KIBBLE. BAIT AND SWITCH NFL, NOT COOL.

YO @nkreeger TELL DUKE I SAID THANKS FOR THE BED http://twitpic.com/3l9itv

@maisiebeagle MY GRAMMAR IS THE SUCK. I FAILED DOGGY SCHOOL.

@maisiebeagle ITS LIKE THE STUFFING FROM INSIDE DESTROYED YOUR CHEW TOYS.

@eaefremov I CAN EAT FOOD. I CAN EAT CATS. THEREFORE I CAN EAT CAT FOOD.