Chase

heavens so far away, i’m startin to love hell

jeff pulls a 42ft camper through the mountains like he’s whipping a lambo, 85mph and hugging the insides

old people have no business being dicks

vanguard is trash

“ i don’t like shinedown” 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

lot of snakes out this spooky season 🐍

nah i don’t fuck w stink bugs

petition for 2 day work week and 5 day weekend

these ‘21 yamahas are testing every fucking bit of my patience

first time getting pulled over tonight bc i was racing my mom at a stoplight…

and everyone booing, you can kiss my whole asshole

i’m known to lose my cool, but that’s cool cuz im known to be too cool

shorty tell me i should really sober up

been at route 62 for 2 1/2 hours and rode 1 session...

damn i missed this weather

went from “bro where’s my juul” to “bro where is my mask”

the world needs this.

it’s 2021, we’re deep into a pandemic, and people still don’t clean the fucking gym machines after they use them.