my inner vampire wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I'm fighting it. I'm taking it out on my drums and I think it's working. #TMI.
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loves all things nerdy. music enthusiast. last minute shadowhunters designated driver. saving lives since 1969.
.descriptive .banter .angst.
So Alec.
Swears under my breath for getting it wrong and how the archer should've been my first guess.
Not sure who I would ask: Jordan wouldn't know anyone cause he's only got his eyes for the one and Clary is going to whack me for even asking 🙄youtube.com/watch?v=Yk1n68Yc…
WHAT? Haley, we've gone over this. You can't go through my phone like that. We need to set some boundaries.
Simon Lewis. | parody retweeted
“𝐄𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥.”
𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞
𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞.
𝐃𝐮𝐡, 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 #𝐕𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐧𝐧
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: ̗̀➛ 𝑀𝑎𝑙𝑒𝐴𝑝𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦 ᥫ᭡
⠀⠀╰─▸ @chasingartiste 🩸 」
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*¨ 𝕀𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 ¨*
❛ 𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘐𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵. ❜
Badass Shadowhunter. Flirt. Terrible cook. Descriptive & mature. Triggering themes (mdni) Banter & SL's welcome. Part of @TRoFPimpAccount
VC: coldrequiem
― ♡ & ⟲
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“
𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒊𝒕. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍.
”
• High Warlock of Brooklyn
• Crossovers welcome
• Author: #Myrkr
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Charles Buford Fairchild.
Son of Charlotte and Henry Fairchild
21+ Roleplay and Parody Account
#Shadowhunters
#TLH
Faceclaim: Cameron Monaghan (not affiliated in any way)
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𝐌𝐚𝐱 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝
A literate and independent portrayal of Max Lightwood-Bane from the Mortal Instruments franchise Multiship unless told otherwise. crossovers welcomed. written by #Krypton
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: ̗̀➛ 𝑀𝑎𝑙𝑒𝐴𝑝𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦 ᥫ᭡
⠀⠀╰─▸ @chasingartiste 🩸 」
