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real ally

@chatbotjesus

22/F/Chicago

 Chicago
Joined August 2018
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No one wants to be my friend on posting 2 🥀
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I didnt know that if you look ppl up on Instagram your profile gets recommended to them too
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Does anyone want to hang out
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Left function early because I wanted to go home and listen to John Lennon and the uber driver told me I was too young to be going home this early #Ok
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@blizzy_mcguireSep 13
everything being so "we're supposed to" lately
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you are now manually tweeting
manual

manual

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Seriously why would they do this
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Packing and moving is terrible when you have so much stuff and are sentimental and a hoarder and you have so much stuff
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Eddie@chacaranda17 Aug 2023
Chicago has the only mixed use, no-drive thru Culver’s in the world. A thing of beauty
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Developed a rare syndrome in college where I have to listen to saturation II to get anything productive done
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I could write a Rivers Cuomo biopic that changes the world
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New phoebe album so good … has anyone said this yet
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music.apple.com/us/album/bob… like ok. Right
Bobby by Phoebe Bridgers on Apple Music

Bobby by Phoebe Bridgers on Apple Music

Song · 2026 · Duration 3:59

music.apple.com
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“What kind of music do you like” is one of the worst questions ever
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If you don’t wanna marry me just leave me alone
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我叫mako@boyGr1mezAug 19
i never fuck Simon i never fucked Garfunkel
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I’m old
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Sick and had the worst ghareeb nawaz delivered to me
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Fml
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