may or may not sound woo woo ☥ 𓂀 ♫ྀི⋆⑅ Ⱄⱄᐝ ♫ྀི⋆⑅

San Venganza, TX
Joined May 2017
𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
the funniest thing abt this is him literally starting the standing ovation by accident 😭😭
🎥| When Messi won the Ballon d’Or and Speed couldn’t believe it. 😅
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
when someone dressed up as stressed out hayao miyazaki 😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
Uma estudante de 16 anos criou um aparelho que apaga o fogo usando SOM, sem água ou produtos químicos. A invenção conquistou uma medalha de ouro na Indonésia.
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
When you’re high af in public and you feel like everyone knows:
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
how carrie was looking to EVERYONE in school
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
Me after smoking weed by myself
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
Les brésiliens on est ensemble maintenant le prochain qui vous menace appeler nous on défendra la famille
adotei os franceses como meus primos não mexam com a minha família
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
she heard someone sing in her same key and almost shut the entire shit DOWN
Mariah Carey SIDE-EYEING her background singer for trying to outsing HER…
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
He starting to lose some of his belly from all the cardio
taxed sum white boys for an eighth
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
this was iconic cause why did someone dress up as shaggy when he drank the potion and magically transitioned in scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed 😭😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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oh okay
*eating* *her pulls away because she’s getting overwhelmed* 🙇🏽‍♂️ : shlup - do you not - shlup - like this 🧎‍♀️: yee - 🙇🏽‍♂️: shlup - is this - shlup - what you wanted princess 🧎‍♀️: *cant even speak* 🙇🏽‍♂️:shlup shlup 🧎‍♀️: *vibrates* 🙇🏽‍♂️: *stops and looks at her in the eyes*
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
Le japonais qui rédige sa lettre de suicide parce que sa crush de la maternelle l’a recalé (il est professeur)
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
como me siento cuando pongo una playlist en aleatorio y justo suena la canción que tenía en mente
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
please love your black daughters
I’d let my white bf call me nigga idgaf
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
I'm losing ctrl
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𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙈 🦦🍒⋆✯ ·͜· retweeted
Islamophobia in South Africa? We don’t do that here.
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