bakker, professioneel flierefluiter, maakt wel eens ijs, doet dingen met chocola en heeft wel eens een mening ofzo.
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Jaap retweeted
En toen was MAGA alweer voorbij. De slinger schiet weer de andere kant uit. Voor zolang als het duurt.
Jaap retweeted
Bullocks. She did it for the money and was a incompetent spy. Besides, this is a still from a film. There is no footage of her execution.
💋 The Kiss That History Never Forgot.
✨ She didn’t walk like a prisoner... she walked like a legend.
👇
Mata Hari.
The world’s most famous dancer… and the woman accused of being a spy.
On a cold morning in 1917, she arrived for her execution in Paris.
High heels. Black dress. Head held high.
No fear. No shaking. Just grace.
A nun walked beside her.
Mata smiled, took off her coat, and handed it over —
like a queen giving away her crown. 👑
They offered her a blindfold.
She refused.
“I want to face the bullets with my eyes open,” she said.
Then she asked for a glass of wine. 🍷
No glass was found — so they brought her a fine goblet.
She took a sip… slow and calm, while cameras flashed around her.
Twelve soldiers stood ready to shoot.
She looked at them, smiled again,
and said:
“I am ready, gentlemen.”
Then she did something no one expected — she blew them a kiss. 💋
A kiss before death.
A symbol of courage, pride, and mystery.
“Fire!”
The rifles cracked. One soldier fainted.
And with that… the legend of Mata Hari was born.
They called her a spy.
But history remembers her as a woman who met death like a queen. 👑
#HistoryWillRemember
Jaap retweeted
"CaN SoMeOne ExPlAin WhErE tHe PlAne WeNt?!?!"
No. You physics teachers, math teachers, and science teachers probably tried for years and I am willing to accept you're a lost cause.
Toch geinig dat verwarmen met de airco mij afgelopen maand €11 euro bespaard heeft ten opzichte van oktober vorig jaar 🙂
Italianen die het gek vinden dat je niet bij elk griepje antibiotica krijgt en Indiërs die het gek vinden dat de huisarts hier functioneert als poortwachter en je niet gelijk naar een specialist kan.
Boeie…
Weggestuurd met een paracetamol en een onzeker gevoel: expats snappen Nederlandse zorg niet
ad.nl/binnenland/weggestuurd…
Jaap retweeted
If your VERY FIRST reaction to watching a horrific Learjet crash is “That looks fake,” “It was a missile,” or “Where’s the debris?” then congratulations. You’ve just identified yourself as the perfect mark for every conspiracy grifter on the internet.
It’s the same breathtaking stupidity that gave us the 9/11 Pentagon “missile” and “missing debris” conspiracy theories.
A horrific tragedy unfolds before your eyes, and before you know a single fact, your first instinct is to invent a conspiracy. STFU & GTFO!
You’re not “just asking questions.” You’re broadcasting your ignorance, your gullibility, and your complete inability to distinguish evidence from bullshit.
And the people exploiting these tragedies know EXACTLY who you are. They know how to manipulate you, outrage you, and keep you coming back for another helping of manufactured mystery.
They turn human suffering into conspiracy content, and you eagerly spread it for them.
You think you’re exposing a cover-up. You’re actually exposing how easily you can be played.
The grifters have a product. You’re the customer.
