Schweaty & scruffy

self-portrait sketch — canvas painting to come

When I engage in bdsm, I don’t have a safety word, I have a safety phrase and that’s the chorus from Joanne x Lady Gaga. GIRL! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?

This is how I know people lie to me because I’m not a pleasure to have anywhere I’m quite annoying!

Boss called me in her office and I thought I was getting fired but she just told me I’m a pleasure to have in the office and that I’m doing a superb job

Absolute mother convention happening in my recents

Lobster too buttery, steak too juicy

Jack Antonoff leaving the studio after helping write Cowboy x Troye Sivan

Living in CA-06 ad range right now 🫩

ChefCram governor campaign strategy when X*vier B*cerra inevitably gets recalled

Lana’s best song on each album, ranked by strongest to weakest

Like literally the first Steyer L

This but with your boyfriend >>>

My pinned tweet is gonna be digitally transmitted scent of my balls after the gym and then I’m turning on monetization

rare work 📸 hiding in empty cubicles

BREAKING: @chefcram_ is in final talks to star as the next JAMES BOND in the untitled 007 film directed by Denis Villeneuve (DUNE). Slated for 2028 release. Statement from @chefcram_: “Oy govnuh! I’ve got wat it takes! Now let’s have some beans & toast!” Source: @DEADLINE

Comfort republican, sorry

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gummy consumed & about to witness everything. #nw

soft launched this on cf yesterday