@cheffresco@universeodon.com at the Mastodon I've got pumpkin spice in my bag swag.
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
We must never forget.
Happy 11th anniversary to the greatest fireworks fail of all time.
An 18 minute fireworks show in San Diego lasted just 15 seconds when all the fireworks went off at once.
#4thofJuly
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The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not 'get over' the loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same.
~Elizabeth Kubler Ross
ALT Rod & Anne Serling
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Played Cards Against Humanity with the family. My sister-in-law picked this card and gasped. She didn’t choose my answer as the funniest and I lost to my brother-in-law.
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Twitter's San Francisco headquarters has gone hardcore tonight. #TwitterTakeover
Guess this bird is going down... I'm going to try out that Mastodon until all the regular peoples move over there and ruin it for the early adopters #RIPTwitter
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Let’s talk about the legal problems Elon just created for himself with this cruel new staff email.
You’re fired if you don’t commit to long hours at high intensity within 24 hours?
Let’s start with disabled workers.
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i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:
DAY 1 – ARRIVAL
![Elon Musk @elonmusk Entering Twitter HQ - let that sink in! [video of him arriving at twitter carrying a heavy porcelain sink] Elon Musk Replying to @elonmusk Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhkMaQqUYAIuMWN.jpg?name=orig)
ALT Elon Musk @elonmusk Entering Twitter HQ - let that sink in! [video of him arriving at twitter carrying a heavy porcelain sink] Elon Musk Replying to @elonmusk Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!
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Hey. Before Twitter goes away, maybe help me find my hero?
On Dec. 27th, 2020, my husband passed out while driving, and our car crashed at 70mph on I-10 near Jacksonville, FL.
A driver headed the opposite direction saw the crash, exited the interstate, and got back on- 1/6
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The ADHD Strengths Iceberg.
#ADHDAwarenessMonth
ALT THE ADHD STRENGTHS ICEBERG WHAT PEOPLE THINK ADHDERS ARE GOOD AT: creativity, talking fast WHAT ADHDERS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AT: learning, literally anything they find interesting, empathy, problem solving, working under pressure, changing the world, brainstorming, risk-taking, getting a lot done in a short amount of time, crisis situations, unique intuition, forgiveness, optimism, competitive challenges, entrepreneurship, mastering new hobbies, creating something beautiful, tackling new challenges, sense of humor, authenticity, imagination
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One of the most profound things I read in my original journey to ADHD diagnosis was what Dr. Ned Hallowell calls “the cough drop sign” in the book, Driven To Distraction.
I’d never felt more seen before reading this quote.
It comes from one of Hallowell’s ADHD patients:
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Republicans do not realize how angry Gen Z is. The fuck around and find out generation is here.
teapawt.net/FrenchRainez/status/15…
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There will never be another Vin Scully. You will be forever missed. 🎙💙
@Southwest I lost my keys in maybe WORST PLACE to lose them (not the Bermuda Triangle) the jetway to a gate at DCA. Submitted a lost item claim but no one has found them. They have an AirTag so I can see their location. How can I find/retrieve them? HELP!!
And then Sunday, my keys showed up back in my state and at its fourth (maybe fifth) airport along its travels! We’re they avoiding DCA after their previous experience there? #LostKeys #LostButNotLost #AppleAirTag #KeysFlyFree #SoCloseAndYetSoFar
Finally, my runaway keys were delivered to my home yesterday evening after their unexpected 41-day journey. Thanks for all of your thoughts and prayers for their safe return. #LostKeys #LostButNotLost #AppleAirTag #KeysFlyFree #KeysToMyHome #IHaveTheKey
