Chefiguana (@chefiguana) header
Chefiguana (@chefiguana) profile picture

Misplaced coonass, professional goat-getter & stirrer of pots, kind of a jerk, #dnbwarrior, Geaux Tigers

Austin
Joined August 2012
Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)Photo by Chefiguana (@chefiguana)
So the city of Austin spends $50 million to buy out the South terminal just to bulldoze it. To spend another 50 million to re-build it in a new location. Just to bulldoze it again in 5 years. No wonder taxes are so excessive. Someone’s brother’s friends are getting rich off of us
16
Hey everyone call Donnie. There are vacation rentals available on the Frio river and hour away from Kerrville where they are still looking for lost children today #kerrville #FrioRiver
1,037
I hurt my knee sleeping. How does that even happen? #oldman – at Austin, TX
134
Let’s be clear: RFK Jr is not a Democrat. His group gives $ to the GOP. He’s an anti science, anti vax, pro conspiracy whack job running to get more eyes on his discredited theories. His supporters? Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon, & fringe Reddit boards. The guy’s a liar & a kook.
771
2,592
181
8,252
421,511
Fuck the Gators. Geaux Tigers! #GeauxTigers #Lsu #nationalchamps – at Austin, TX
106
Only feels like 112*, which is nice… – at Austin, TX
39
#nationalchamps @LSUsports @LSUwbkb congratulations! #geauxtigers. Much respect to @TheIowaHawkeyes @IowaWBB no fouls in the last minute. Showed some real class – at Austin, TX
42
When you blow out the side of your favorite @drmartens after 20?years. Probably not under warranty anymore, lol.
54
Sweet! Got @beck @wearephoenix tickets for August @MoodyCenterATX – at Austin, TX
1
47
Me last week: this #cedarfever season hasn’t been that bad Me today: goddammitsomuch – at Austin, TX
2
61
Lost a half a got-damn bag of @bucees beaver nuggets. I guess Christmas is officially over – at Texas, USA
1
1
99
It’s GUMBO night tonight! If y’all didn’t get the Evite, slide into my DMs. – at Austin, TX
1
42
Chefiguana retweeted
Replying to @PNCBank_Help
This is ridiculous every time several days a week I need to access my account or look at my account this is what happens this shouldn’t be happening at the 4th largest bank in America it’s unacceptable for people with my money
1
1
8
Chefiguana retweeted
Replying to @PNCBank_Help
Is mobile and online banking unavailable? I can’t login.
2
1
1
4