If you know me you know I have personal beef with Ole Miss.
That being said, couldn't have written up last night any better for them and I'm truly thrilled they got to have that experience at home.
I love college football
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Friday. Commission paycheck day. Sunny and 75. Tee times already booked for the weekend. Married to a sexy man. Dinner plans later.
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Ever since I booked my flight to Ireland I've been waking up dreaming about a European cig. Literally can't wait
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My biggest accomplishment is who I married. Some of y'all are married to fucking losers- couldn't be me.
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Must be a white guy in golf polo convention in Phoenix this weekend because my flight is exclusively that demographic
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Honestly not the team I thought would blow it first but here we are.
It's my wedding month and both of my football teams stand undefeated.
My life has not been this good since pre 2008. I have achieved full happiness and I will lose it all if a bunch of 17-30 year old men blow it for me this month.
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Shed literal tears driving home from northern Minnesota while listening to the Vikings absolutely dawg the Texans. I love this state so much and it without a doubt the best in the country
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chels retweeted
Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
You know how we put old dogs down so they aren't in pain anymore?
You see where I'm going with this?
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You can tell a lot about a person based on if they are watching the debate or love island US tonight.
For patriotic reasons I will be watching love island US
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My man can clean are gutters standing on the ground and suddenly I'm submissive and breedable
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