I am a sweet as hell pie wearing an awesome hat https://xitter.cf/t.co/4NeFPnsyaB

Joined September 2013
I'm torn between who I want to be and the part of me that knows I don't really want that at all
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I like my boobs like I like my worms Silky
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LET THE DM RACE BEGIN 🚦 🏳️ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 🏁
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Nothing is sadder than a DM room trying to rekindle it's love of nudity
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We had some WILD times on here
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My obsession with amputations is getting out of hand
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Well this has been a wild ride
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is who runs this account
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I didn't know if I feel seen or offended
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What if we named the world's most disgusting bug after a penis? - person who named the cockroach
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Sir! I've got my feed set to latest. I see every one of your thirsty replies
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I'm not old Is just that everyone my age looks really old
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Cherry Pie with a Hat retweeted
Saint Peter is probably pissed that he put bouncer on his resume.
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Me: I thought I deleted all of that Peter: Me: But that idiot changed it to X Peter: Me: so you've read every tweet? Peter: Me: and my DMs? Peter: The one about the shampoo bottle AND the cookbook Me: well fuck me. Guess I'm not going through those gates, huh?
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You want AI Really, you what AI PLEASE ACCEPT AI!??! I swear to fuck tech companies are like the most inept drug pushers of the 21st Century
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I feel like most of my people have died on here. It's like there's 20 of my people left
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Cherry Pie with a Hat retweeted
inventor of the butter knife: it’s a knife, but for butter
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Most of my tweets are about my balls
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I used to be cool on Twitter Really I did
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