i'd love to delete my account. but a witch cursed me to do this forever / 26
Joined February 2016
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used my credit card to try and scan into work instead of my keycard and it beeped and did turn green
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cherry marie retweeted
Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that
the universe heard me and sent a man on a bluetooth phone call playing the radio loud as fuck car HOT inside barely tapping the breaks at stop signs 🙏🙏
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new guy at the coffee shop sucks at making the same drink i always get #firehim #puthiminprison
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in my pajamas by 7 pm, horror movie on, eating halloween candy im supposed to be saving for trick or treaters
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not even the sexiest man thats ever been on a medical drama. they shouldve just made it patrick dempsey again
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