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it's so over → we're so fucking back pipeline // one thing about me, i be giggling // enthusiast of all things // finding joy in the mundane

Joined August 2013
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Share my location? Sure i guess, but my existence on this physical plane is rather incomprehensible to modern technology and it may glitch and look like i'm at the strip club
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Collins dictionary named "mogging" the word of the year. Now seems like as good a time to kill ourselves as any
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I'm dog sitting and their unnecessarily large army of amazon alexas are listening to me move about the house and learning my mannerisms so that they can one day become human
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"It didn't mean anything" i whisper to myself after cheating on cool blue gatorade with yellow zero sugar powerade
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I'm so bored i am chugging gatorades and weighing myself after each one
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This trip has felt so long that i'm beginning to doubt that it couldn't be purgatory. The long train ride whilst i await my eternal judgement
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I see angel numbers in minor inconveniences. My phone has 33% battery and my train is 33 minutes late
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Halloween 2026
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if i was a basketball coach and my team was losing id be on the sidelines screaming shit like "should i just fucking kill myself" and "do any of you even care about me"
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When i was a child and did something glaringly stupid my mom would mock me by telling me "the lights are on but nobody's home" talking about my brain
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Trick or treating with the kids was a success. I have egg rolls and hocus pocus and then i'm considering falling asleep on the floor of my brother's office on purpose
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Fell asleep on the couch for three hours and woke up to a coke bottle being slammed into my head by a two year old at high velocity
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I just need to retrace my steps to relocate it. Figure out where i dislocated it at
Dislocated the shit out of my knee last night and can't walk on it, however, my costume this year is a pirate so potentially this is the most cannon costume addition that could have possibly happened to me, so there are upsides to everything
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Dislocated the shit out of my knee last night and can't walk on it, however, my costume this year is a pirate so potentially this is the most cannon costume addition that could have possibly happened to me, so there are upsides to everything
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“I can’t believe you think I should take accountability for my own actions.”
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my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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Bonzai rememberance post 💕
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I was missing my sweet, precious little kitty extra intensely today. He passed away so abruptly that even after like 1.5 years, i still feel like i haven't finished grieving. He was truly a wonderful companion and got me through so much that idk if i could have done alone.
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I miss his cuddles and showing him new things. This was him seeing fish for the first time. 💕😌
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Maybe this take is insensitive to those who have lost their loved ones. I just feel like when i lost my cousin and posted about him for years afterward, people understood, but when i lost my cat, after 4 or 6 months people were more like "😒 it's just a cat...get another one."
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