the optimistic canes fan in your replies • UNC alum • 37 enjoyer • Wizard101 player • he/him

Durham, NC
Joined July 2020
dude I’m stuck in a fucking awful situation where I have to argue against actual hype moments and aura, in my agenda to keep KK on the roster. Yeah KK is better than Deslauriers in basically every metric but like, come on I can’t be the fun police here. This rules
WE GOT A HEAVYWEIGHT TILT IN CAROLINA 💥 Watch Bruins-Canes on ESPN and the ESPN App NOW‼️
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My opinion stands that Deslauriers is a great addition when we need grit, actual grit, in the lineup. That being said, dude can’t fucking skate and because of that I do NOT want to see him as a mainstay in any setting other than playoff matchups where we need to lay a mf out.
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tried the devin cooley unconscious gimmick on my test and i failed
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now that we’ve won and it doesn’t sound like cope, we were very EASILY the better team tonight. If the bounces went our way, this would have been a dominating win. Love to see it #CarolinaCulture
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LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I don’t think it was the intention of the play, but the dropped pass absolutely faked the FUCK out of the goalie there #CarolinaCulture
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Slavin lost his stick and then just shoved the guy 😭😭
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I’m not going to mention UNC almost losing to Charlotte somehow. That’s getting memory hole’d
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Noted goaltender, Jesperi Kotkaniemi
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KK PLAYING GOALIE TOO. WHAT CANT HE DO!
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they literally can’t stop talking about the devils. What are we doing?
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BANGGGGGGG Blake is so fucking good what the hell #CarolinaCulture
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Deslauriers doing his job
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gotta love the 5 minute slurpfest for the New Jersey Devils in the middle of this Boston/Carolina broadcast, who the hell wants this nonsense?
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Ches retweeted
like a true blogger: bad lighting, kinda looks like a vampire, might be working in mom's basement
TULSKY BIG DOGG’D SONNY MEHTA LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 THAT’S MY GOAT RIGHT THERE #CarolinaCulture
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I’m not letting myself get my hopes up for this, but the fact that this is even possible in a state as ludicrously gerrymandered as ours is is actually unfathomable to me
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TULSKY BIG DOGG’D SONNY MEHTA LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 THAT’S MY GOAT RIGHT THERE #CarolinaCulture
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???????? I don’t understand how he possibly accepted $3 mil, even on a bridge? Wasn’t he asking for like literally three times this???
Welcome back, Niki 👊 We've signed defenseman Alexander Nikishin to a one-year contract. Details » n.carhur.com/3UlWDZw
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they doing Winnipeg vs. Hoboken discourse over on Devil’s twitter
“He has to go to Newark NJ 🤮” You realize all of the players live in Hoboken, Jersey City, and NYC suburbs that are some of the best places in the world to live right? Like 10/10 players would choose this area to “Winnipeg” Canadians salty as hell lmao
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How the hell could we not do better than this, man #CarolinaCulture
Hellebuyck return: Mercer Command Daws Bjugstad 2nd 2029 7th 2027
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Okay time for me to completely 180° on whether or not I’m willing to humor the Hellebuyck nonsense because there isn’t a chance that he’s going to my team specifically
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