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Functioning on 1 brain cell since 1986

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Joined July 2009
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Eldest turned 17. Got take out. Got allergic reaction ☹️
The team had an actual moment of clarity this week. After a year on the project they realised they may not want to rely on luck for the continued lack of accidents and covid infection finding me
Niece and nephew spilled milk all over the sofa and carpet. House smells ….fragrant…
Do you ever wake up and think what the actual flip was I doing yesterday… just because every joint is sore? Or am I just getting old?
Ok… I can’t figure this out… plant based frying pan?!?
So off the back of having chance to do my actual job and being given space to figure out what I was looking at… the team had to do a load of rework We will be having a “discussion” at sprint retrospective
First time in 20+ years of professional programming I’ve had to pull … give me chance to get my head round this because I’m dyslexic… as people wanted feedback right now Feel absolutely worthless now Thanks team
Ͻ Һ ԐωϓƒⱤט❘ҬⱢ◯◯Ᵽ retweeted
Fun fact: Male Frogs croak to attract a mate. It is especially common to hear frogs croaking during the spring at night after it rains.🐸 💋💕 #naturalhabitatshorts #naturalhabitat #naturalhabitok
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Can’t wear a skirt outside without some bum hole in a white van beeping their horn at you and taking pictures 🤨
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Ͻ Һ ԐωϓƒⱤט❘ҬⱢ◯◯Ᵽ retweeted
There are two rules in life: 1) Never give out all the information.
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TIL running 1/4 of a mile up hill with a 20+kg child on your shoulders makes your lungs hurt and legs go wobbly
My manager leaves at the end of the year. Person replacing them gave me the silent treatment for a full day sat next to me earlier in the year when I told them off for not doing their job…. …er hr, can I have a word..
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Power company says I have to cough up or they will charge me an extra £13 … 3 days before the standing order for more than they want is due to go out… gahh
Power company says I have to cough up or they will charge me an extra £13 … 3 days before the standing order for more than they want is due to go out… gahh
Been in jobs that have yearly reviews all century … still have absolutely no idea what to point of them is. Career development? Will you let me write code? Yes? Then that. No? Then not that.
Started work at 8:30 … 6.5 hour later I get time for breakfast
Ͻ Һ ԐωϓƒⱤט❘ҬⱢ◯◯Ᵽ retweeted
It’s times like these you love to be a parent 🤘 Dave Grohl #TheStoryTeller CBeebies Bedtime Story Friday 8th Oct. Share with a friend who needs this medicine at bedtime ❤️ #CBeebiesBedtimeStories @foofighters
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