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You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.
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Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent
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There's a very essential truth that the golden era of The Simpsons gets to which is that small towns are so boring that the people go fully insane
Ernest P. Worrell, Clem Fandango, Perd Hapley, Moe Szyslak, Dr. Leo Spaceman, Hedley Lamarr, Barf, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Scott Evil, White Goodman, Paul Blart, Chest Rockwell, Lt. Dangle, Kip Dynamite, Handsome Dan, Dick Trickle, Lil Bow Wow, Woody Woodpecker.
what do you think the funniest comedy name of all time is. for my money it's a tie between Uncle Baby Billy and Jean-Ralphio Sapirstein
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This seems like a concept @TheHorrorMaster came up with, but the studios refused to produce it because it was TOO horrifying.
PETA created an AI-powered robot calf, named “Charli XC Cow”, that roamed Salt Lake City this week.🐄💚
The robot was designed to deter people from wearing real leather, and broke into a happy dance when anyone stated they were wearing vegan leather.
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South Africa helicopter crash blamed on penguin in cardboard box that hit pilot's controls. cbsn.ws/42EfRuC































