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Orléans, France
Joined October 2016
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i flirt by saying “so u hate me” and hoping you just kiss me
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Le niveau de satisfaction qd tu vois que ton partenaire faire qlq chose dont as envie/besoin sans rien demander et ça fonctionne d’autant + dans les choses simple. D’ailleurs qd on parle de communication, être à l’écoute c’est ça et pas juste faire ce que la personne te demande.
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i’m a firm believer that the way someone treats you on your birthday reveals exactly where you stand in their life and how they feel abt you
doğum günüm için benden daha çok heyecanlanacak herifleee
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J’ai depensé 20 balles pour que ma copine n’ait plus de pubs dans son jeu de petits chats
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Pour ceux qui auraient pas compris l’info de base: la cigarette a été interdite dans les lieux à proximité d’enfants, vous êtes juste des gros égoïste à vous en plaindre, on parle d’un des truc les plus cancérigènes qu’on mets en vente en libre service et qui intoxique aussi les
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how men feel after saying they wouldn’t have taken mj home if they were spidey
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ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente: • recebeu o salário • comeu algo gostoso • ninguém encheu o saco • voltou para casa • dormiu:
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She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me. Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???
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Osez pas comparer cet influenceur sous UV à notre vieux crouton national qui vit dans sa cave.
C’est le fromager le plus connu sur TikTok, et ce n’est pas uniquement pour ses connaissances en fromage 👀 Jean nous partage sa passion ! | Passion
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Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work
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having two cats means watching one of them lick the other one’s forehead with deep, unconditional brotherly love, only for it to devolve into a full WWE smackdown exactly four seconds later.
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"Do you mind if we cancel?" Me:
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when someone asks me for directions in my own city.
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When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.
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Male lizard holding up his "gf" so she can take a nap.
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mon fantasme ultime c d’être avec un mec que j’aime bien et d’un coup il me dit vient on va à la plage moi je dis ok on roule on arrive là-bas à 19H on dîne dans un resto après on marche sur la plage coucher de soleil bain de minuit on rigole et après (c’est pas fini)
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cat parents will hear their cat go “mrrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the window open”
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The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.
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La canicule m'a tlmt trauma que si je ferme la fenêtre actuellement alors qu'il fait bon j'ai l'impression que je vais regretter ces minutes d'air frais plus tard voilà on en est là
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