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chimpanchz

@chimpanchz

flowers by day. memes by night.

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Joined October 2010
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I think the Rays edge out this WS. Devil magic.
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I fkn love @CC_Sabathia 🗣️
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Ian O'Connor (@Ian_OConnor) profile picture
Ian O'Connor
@Ian_OConnorOct 8
I admit to viewing the Yankees through my time around the Jeter-Rivera-Torre dynasty. Those guys were repulsed by losing. You would've thought Vince Lombardi coached them. It was truly something to be around a team that lived & breathed winning - and the pursuit of it - 24/7.
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Yankee fans 🤝 Phillies fans
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Jazz Chisholm career postseason stats: 27 G 97 ABs 3 HR 9 SB .175 BA .586 OPS woof!
chimpanchz (@chimpanchz) profile picturechimpanchz@chimpanchzOct 7
Was rewatching last year's ALDS Game 3. Jazz definitely tends to lack focus in October. This was awful.
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Was rewatching last year's ALDS Game 3. Jazz definitely tends to lack focus in October. This was awful.
B/R Walk-Off (@BRWalkoff) profile pictureB/R Walk-Off
@BRWalkoff8 Oct 2025
Jazz Chisholm Jr. is late on the throw to home plate and the Blue Jays add another run 😳 (via @MLB)
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why isn’t he getting the Aaron Judge treatment
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Tweet of the day.
Yankees Slut (@yankeeslite) profile pictureYankees Slut
@yankeesliteOct 6
Somewhere in the depths of the Yankees clubhouse, past the labyrinth of hot tubs and Michelin catering, there lives a kink dungeon. With ropes, and chains, and a looping cassette of the 2004 ALCS.
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Austin Wells Last 28 Days: 21 G .222 BA .377 OBP .556 SLG ! .932 OPS 6 HR, 11 RBI
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Start to Schlittler’s postseason career: 3 G 20.2 IP 15 H 24 K 1 BB (!!!) 0.87 ERA Greatness is underway.
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Tonight, we go to battle.
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NYY Lineup Game 1 Goldschmidt 1B Bellinger LF Ramos RF Rice DH Rosario 3B Jones CF Chisholm 2B Lombard SS Wells C
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John Paulsen (@4for4_John) profile picture
John Paulsen
@4for4_JohnSep 25
I feel your pain, lady
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Gerrit Cole has pitched 6 innings, allowing only 2 runs.
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleSep 19
Gerrit Cole, who has given up 7 HRs in his last two starts, gives up another one to Corbin Carroll. New York Yankees 5, Arizona Diamondbacks 2 (2nd inning).
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😭
Nicky The Good (@nickythegood) profile pictureNicky The Good
@nickythegood2 Dec 2025
Devin Williams did not choose to go to the Yankees. He had no choice. Juan Soto did not choose to go to the Yankees. He had no choice. Devin Williams and Juan Soto did not choose to stay with the Yankees. They both had a choice. Let the broke boys in the Bronx make their jokes. Nobody wants to play for them.
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It’s time.
Greg Joyce (@GJoyce9) profile pictureGreg Joyce@GJoyce9Sep 9
Jazz Chisholm Jr. is going on the IL with a thumb sprain. No baseball activities for 7-10 days.
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Yankees Files (@YankeesFiles) profile picture
Yankees Files
@YankeesFilesSep 4
Through 140 games... 2024 Yankees: 78-62 2025 Yankees (no Soto, no Cole): 80-60 2026 Yankees (mostly no Judge): 80-60 And some of you think Brian Cashman and Aaron Boone are bad at this???
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The Yankees are 31-23 since July 1.
Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) profile pictureJon Morosi
@jonmorosiSep 2
The Dodgers are 26-26 since July 1.
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The amounts of times the Yankees have a lead off double or runners on the corners less than 2 outs and can't score is amazing.
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XCOPY 🏴 (@XCOPYART) profile picture
XCOPY 🏴
@XCOPYARTAug 24
ICXN #356
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