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Joined November 2010
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Rehearsals going well with Stage Manager extraordinaire and all round legend @chimpliment come and see us at @BunkerTheatreUK over the next couple of weeks. Tixs - bunkertheatre.com/whats-on/t…
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This weekend I have heard a man say "PC gone mad" and "that's actually sexist against men" with zero sense of irony. Young, gay, works in theatre, which somehow makes it worse.
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Someone has driven past my flat TWICE in the last hour playing 'Stars' by Simply Red at full volume.
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Me: Bob, it's pronounced CHANGING, not a-changin'. Bob Dylan: ? Me: Can someone teach Bob to say CHANGE? *David Bowie stands up* Me: Not you
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My response to sexual comments from a man at work today included "inappropriate...just kind of gross...I'd really rather you didn't". Not great, but better than saying nothing.
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Pyjamas & sad jumper on. Fridge full of cheese & cider. That's the weekend sorted. Forgot how exhausting it is working normal human hours.
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One good night's sleep and I'll be back on top form* *will be relatively functional
Today I turned up to two separate shows at the wrong time. Nice try, Edfringe, but it will take more than that to defeat me!
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28,000 steps. Oh Edinburgh, I have missed you!
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What MONSTER designed this packaging!? (this is it unopened, straight out of the box)
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Why should you come see my #spokenword show at #BrightonFringe? Because it'll make you feel good: buff.ly/2qotr10
I talk to myself as Chris Traeger - good for job interviews etc. "I am *literally* going to be great at this" this m.youtube.com/watch?v=MsaaMv…
This is the show I'm working on. The cast are great, the theatre is great, the director @RosPhilips is also great. Gold stars all round. teapawt.net/CW_Stagg/status/857631…
Googling the side effects for my new meds. I don't even know what half of these words mean, but they don't sound super-fun!
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How old do you have to be before people stop saying that?
Yet again, someone feels compelled to inform me that I "might change my mind" when I tell them I'm not having children.
Being freelance is awesome. Until it's not. Anyone fancy paying my rent this month?
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When your GP suggests time off work and you politely remind her that time off work means time off from getting paid.
I watch people pretending to be other people and tell them they're doing it wrong #badlyexplainyourjob
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