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God wills, man dreams, the work is born 🙏

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Joined March 2022
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The battle of narratives is going strong. Our countries are a recurring target. It is time to act to tell the stories that make us strong. Let’s live our own story! Protect what matters - our democracy.
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Christ is King of Kings & Lord of Lords
Ted Cruz thinks the phrase "Christ is King" is antisemitic. "'Chist is King' is 'I hate the Jews'."
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As a man you don’t need much. Every millionaire who isn’t spoiled knows that men can live off of chicken & rice while sleeping at a hostel. No big deal. Success isn’t about yourself. it was never about you. winning is about taking care of your family and make sure they are good. All the extra toys that come with money or success are just temporary pleasures or maybe even distractions. This is to say, your real source of motivation won’t come from being selfish but from going from child to man and taking care of the family because that is the only natural non man made organization that evil wants to attack. As a man it’s your duty to preserve and protect your family while working hard to ensure that the family you have has the best opportunities that maybe you never got access to. Strive for greatness but find your source of motivation must transcend just money or material possessions.
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we are about to discover how many “gm” tweets were just the daily roll call before pushing whatever project was paying because lets be honest… most of those gm werent random
paid promotion of both crypto and gambling is now completely prohibited on x disclosure does not matter; they are completely banned categories > zero paid promo for crypto > zero paid promo for gambling > break the rules get banned ct kols are completely cooked
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11 months have passed and this still has no explanation Hu Lezhi is one of the strangest events ever recorded on Ethereum February 2025 - a Chinese programmer burns 603.38 ETH - around 1.67 million dollars - all sent to the zero address - each burn includes long messages about mind control tech and a Chinese hedge fund called Kuande Investment (WizardQuant) the main burn: 500 ETH tx hash: 0x5e8bef5dcb69206fa1bacc8d0b0c0204e12f1e45483d12b9f69dc1829ac74315 message accuses two executives, Feng Xin and Xu Yuzhi, of using brain-machine weapons on employees more burns that same week: - 70.36 ETH “wild animals becoming digital puppets controlled by machines” - 33.03 ETH “a victim slowly losing all desire until becoming a full digital slave” total burned: 603.38 ETH all confirmed on Etherscan the same wallet sends 711.52 ETH to a WikiLeaks donation address 591.62 ETH in a single transfer the message includes a long note where he says he has been monitored since birth by a “brain-control organization” Almost a year later, we are left with: - 603 ETH burned - 711 ETH sent to WikiLeaks - a hedge fund that never replied - a programmer who disappeared after leaving his final thoughts the blockchain remembers everything but nobody can explain what really happened
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Realizing you genuinely have a few more years left to accumulate as many assets as possible before currency debasement and AI leaves you in the underclass
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same vibes as 2020 alts down 90% everyone is laughing again
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if you’re seeing this, you’re insanely early. the milk hasn’t even started flowing yet. every interaction counts toward priority access.
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Exploring @solana trenches! EVM ----> Rust Just following your advice sir @weretuna
We launched on Sonic because it moved fast. But the fire faded and took all the farms with it... MilkIt was built for non-stop activity, so we’re migrating the chaos. MilkIt is coming to @solana New chain. New features. Hungrier animals. Get ready. Landing Page LIVE: milkit.finance
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Remember simpler times? Remember 'we are early'? Remember the bribes? Actually the bribes are still here. (SOUND ON🔊) @ConvexFinance @CurveFinance @yearnfi @Frax @yieldbasis @ResupplyFi
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Introducing: $NICKEL Born from the principles behind $ORE, Nickel.Supply is a new on-chain mining protocol on Base. It is designed to establish a sustainable hard-asset economy that transforms randomness, risk, and time into value. 🧵
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13x 🎭 6.2x ⚡️ 5.8x 💥 Haven’t hit yet? Sounds like a skill issue. Built on @base, secured by $ETH 🔒 Play now 👉 mimoluck.fun/play
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At MCLB we back projects that are fair and transparent. That is why we partnered with MimoLuck 🎭 Most games = “trust us bro.” MimoLuck = provably fair. Every round gives you a cryptographic receipt proving the death tiles were locked before you played. 🧵
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SonicSphere wasn’t built in a day. For months, we’ve been ideating around a simple question: How can we build a DeFi fund model that is sustainable and purpose-built for @SonicLabs? Here’s how we answered it 🧵👇
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decentralization is a lie they’re blocking transactions for the $200m “hack” that happened on $SUI the mask is now off
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Every Grizzly starts at SwapX. Only $SWPx holders can summon what’s coming 👀 The forest opens May 19 - Be Ready!
Why did Buzzed Bearz choose @SwapXfi ? Simple. Because we didn’t just need a DEX. We needed a chemical supplier. 🧵
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Cocaine fueled nuclear war, loving, megalomaniacs on display!
DEVELOPING SCANDAL: Macron, Starmer, and Merz caught on video on their return from Kiev. A bag of white powder on the table. Macron quickly pockets it, Merz hides the spoon. No explanation given. Zelensky, known cocaine enthusiast, had just hosted them. All three of the “leaders” look completely cracked out.
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