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Hello! Baka lang may 10 or 20 pesos or any butal ng GCash nyo, send nyo na lang po sa mga Animal Rescue shelters. Daming rescues, need ng maraming food, pambayad ng vet and utility bills - Animal Rescue PH - Strays Worth Saving - MBY Pet Sanctuary - Pawssion Project Thanks guys!
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Biceps 😩 Lalo na kapag pumuputok sa manggas wahaha
What's your biggest weakness pag may taong type na type mo? Yung boses, mata, katawan, o personality?
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I have traveled to US, European countries, most Asian countries, I agree that nothing beats Pinoy breakfast!!!
Fight me pero ilalaban ko talaga na Filipino breakfast ang pinaka dabest sa whole wide world. 🤤😋
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Usapang ID: Naalala ko nagpapa process ako ng bank certificate. Ayaw tanggapin ung Digital National ID ko na downloaded sa egovph. Naiwan ko kasi wallet ko. Tapos sabi ko - “ate ayan sa screen inaadvertise nyo ung digital national id tapos ayaw nyo tanggapin?” Hahaha wala sila nagawa but to accept lol
eto na naman tayo. diba bawal to lalo na kung national id yung ipre present mo?
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Đồ ăn Việt Nam ngon tuyệt! Việt Nam là một đất nước xinh đẹp.
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Shinichi Dempsey retweeted
WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON WITH THE IPHONE DUO? It costs $2,000, and Apple could already be facing a recall risk for its first flagship foldable iPhone. This launch is getting ugly fast.
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Nalito ako sa dami ng starlets na term
SHOWBIZ CHIKA Sa isang gathering with friends, nang lait daw si STARLET sa “sis-in-law”. Saying na di naman daw maganda, at bagay sa pamilya. si Starlet ay di pinakasalan ng ALTA de FAMILIA kahet may anak na siya. Ito madalas ang reason at pinag uugatan ng pag ka insecure ni Starlet. Tahimik lang kasi si “sis in law” at hindi pumapatol sa mga patusada. Deadma lang ito kasi may breeding sya. Bruhilda si STARLET at sya din ang gumawa ng gulo para mag ka hiwalay ang sexy starlet sa bf nyang belonging to the same Alta family. Dahil feeling ni Starlet ay na kick out sya sa group of friends nila—dahil kay sexy starlet. Balita naman binigyan si sexy starlet ng condo unit para lang tuluyan hiwalayan ang guy. Sa part na to ay wagi si Starlet sa paninira nya kay sexy starlet.
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Kailangan ba malaman ng partner mo yung sahod at savings mo?
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Bilo bilo with inangit
Lahat masarap pero ano gusto niyo ngatain pag tag-ulan?
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Shinichi Dempsey retweeted
Sa mga breadwinners gaya ko, how much binibigay nyo sa parents / family nyo? Paano nyo sinasabe na enough na un and they have to help u sa finances?
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Shinichi Dempsey retweeted
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Hi guys! Sino nakakaramdam dito ng lungkot kapag iniisip ang future? As an overthinker 🙋‍♀️🥹
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Shinichi Dempsey retweeted
Naki-park lang naman!!! 😆😆😆 Or baka naman sinadya para kunyare straight. Char!!
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GAMEBOYS!!!!
Sino dito ang nahilig manood ng Pinoy BL noong pandemic? Alin dito ang pinaka-favorite mo? A. Gameboys B. Hello Stranger C. Gaya Sa Pelikula D. Ben x Jim
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Naki-park lang naman!!! 😆😆😆 Or baka naman sinadya para kunyare straight. Char!!
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Hi pwede ko ba i-advance na ung holiday sa ASEAN? I-claim ko na ung 1 day today. Tapos ung 2 days retain. Thanks
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Holiday ba sa November 2??? Kasi Sunday ung November 1. Pagod tayo. Hahahaha
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Valid lahat ng observation at maiimprove pa lalo! Congratulations JM! Hope si Fyang na next!
𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋-𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐉𝐌!🏆 Congratulations, JM, for winning 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 at the 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐏𝐌𝐏𝐂 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬 for your remarkable portrayal of Max in 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐍𝐨. 𝟖𝟐! As a newcomer, earning this recognition from the industry is such a huge milestone. All your hard work, dedication, and perseverance have finally paid off, and we couldn't be any prouder of you! You deserve every bit of this recognition, JM. May this award open more doors and bring you closer to even greater opportunities. Always rooting for you, our award-winning JM! 🥹💛 #JMIbarra | @jmdibarra_ #PMPCStarAwardsForMovies
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Sa mga breadwinners gaya ko, how much binibigay nyo sa parents / family nyo? Paano nyo sinasabe na enough na un and they have to help u sa finances?
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HER
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