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corvo

@chipferin

β˜… the early bird gets the coleslaw β˜… πŸ’ cherryto @ratdudesmoking πŸ’ β˜… ghostwriter: @sinnercsh β˜…

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to fuck shit up, help those in need, and be the best goddamn pirate anyone's ever seen! philzavaping.straw.page 🐟 <- open me
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shit just keeps getting better and better. What’s the catch
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Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets reut.rs/4zuYVVD
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

The futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks ultimately only sold in just a handful of markets because of its heavy, angular design.

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tomato soup is good when ur sick because it's red and the sick is green, complimentary colours
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THIS IS KILLING ME
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if you're a college student in november they fucking kill you btw
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heart on my sleeve #beatlestwt #polybugs
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i dont really care how he looks as long as he can play dnd good
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This is so stupid
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Flushing my socks down the toilet till it clogs then calling the police
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my boyfriend losing his damn mind
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Mike πŸ‚ (@PaperClipMug) profile pictureMike πŸ‚@PaperClipMug15h
I just want to smile again #LetsGoPens
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little spoon so i can still tweet
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mayo@ButtTonguerNov 5
Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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Considering Dave spent his whole childhood with puppets staring at him while he sleeps + Bro disturbing him, and last time KK took a nap after 2 months, he woke up to him and his friends brutally dying, I feel like both of them end up staying up tghr pretty frequently at Meteor
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Done
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DL (@drowningLonging) profile pictureDL@drowningLongingNov 5
can someone draw dirk wearing dis
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i lied it wasnt something sweet,its a bag of angst snickers #Homestuck #brostrider #davestrider
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Smoky_notthudefinitely (@Smoky021011) profile pictureSmoky_notthudefinitely@Smoky021011Nov 4
YOU GET OOOOOONE PEEK THATS ALL DONT GET GREEDYπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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how it feels having gaps in your memory
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In the beginning of homestuck Karkat was like a fiesty stray kitten and now he’s a fat senior cat who’s kinda blind and lets you scratch his saggy belly with your foot
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Rumble in da Pumpkin Patch (Lyric Edit) Song by @okayroutt
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Beyond it being horrifically masculine I'm shocked no one has hammered how obviously fucking racist this is. Like come on, man.
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Replying to @libellulenoz
It is! They're complaining about how non trans women masculinize trans women, and its just a trans woman as she existed.
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i wouldnt buy this shit if it was free
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