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Chip Jellison

@chipradio

Maybe in town for someone's birthday, Maybe I make trouble everywhere.

 Austin, TX, United States
Joined April 2008
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In a different time On a different floor I might mourn the loss of who I'm not anymore
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@Markmanson29 Oct 2023
Choosing to be nice is strength. Feeling compelled to always be nice is weakness. Choosing when to be disagreeable, when required, is strength. *Always* being disagreeable is weakness.
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"You just roll with the punches Until you can't feel a thing" - @dawestheband
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Happy Festivus!
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Slight correction. I think Beaver, UT is more lewd sounding that Virgin, UT
Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) profile pictureTerrible Maps
@TerribleMaps3 Dec 2022
The most lewd sounding town name in each state
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Well, it might be an end of an era for me and United Airlines. Either their website is jacked, they have changed policies for Platinum members, or both. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I gave up and booked American.
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Will be there..
Dawes (@dawestheband) profile pictureDawes@dawestheband23 Oct 2022
Austin
I'm going to make a bold statement that if you are BUYING one of these for thousands of dollars, you probably shouldn't be ENTRUSTED with thousands of dollars, and probably won't be for long. lotsa dumb in this world.
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This is a great concept for a restaurant. @dcjson , I feel like Nick at ABC Pizza in Raymond was 30 years ahead of his time.
LADbible (@ladbible) profile pictureLADbible
@ladbible18 Oct 2022
Her face 😳😂

Taking Grandma To Karen's Diner

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If Oscar the Grouch were a cat.
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I've said it before, I'll say it again. @dawestheband is best consumed live. There's no words that can properly describe the energy, the precision in the music, and the thoughtfulness of the lyrics.
JamBase (@JamBase) profile pictureJamBase
@JamBase18 Oct 2022
Next Spring, @DawesTheBand will attempt to play "every song [they've] got" as part of an extensive U.S. tour. Take a look at Dawes' tour schedule for a run of "Evening With" concerts featuring 2 sets each night jambase.com/article/dawes-to…
Dawes Trying To Play Every Song During Huge Spring Tour

Dawes Trying To Play Every Song During Huge Spring Tour

Dawes laid out plans for a massive spring tour featuring two sets at each stop across the U.S. next March, April and May.

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F$#@#$ completely off.
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This is hilarious. And probably true.
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there is a fox-in-henhouse metaphor somewhere in there, but Larry is the greatest.
Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) profile pictureLarry the Cat
@Number10cat10 Oct 2022
Fox off.

Larry the cat gets in a fight with a fox outside 10 Downing Street

That shit isn't funny, Alan!
WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) profile pictureWholesomeMemes
@WholesomeMeme8 Oct 2022
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My study concludes the same thing.
No Context Cats (@nocontextscats) profile pictureNo Context Cats
@nocontextscats7 Oct 2022
Didn't really need a study to figure this one out
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Fun fact: I too held that shift, 20 years ago.
Blair Carter (@MegaBlair) profile pictureBlair Carter@MegaBlair5 Oct 2022
Replying to @JeffroRadio @997TheLake @iHeartRadio
Ogallala was a stop on the old pony express!
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Random thought for the day. Davis law firm running ads in Austin. Only one number you need to know. 4. Ok, got it. but they claim they have 43 lawyers. Would it kill them to hire one more? Is it wrong for my brain to be bothered by that?
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"I'm not your puppet, Michelle!"
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I see you shiver, with anticipppppppppppppppppp
Not a Tesla App (@NotATeslaApp) profile pictureNot a Tesla App
@NotATeslaApp26 Sep 2022
Tesla is pushing FSD Beta automatically to owners who qualify By @LennonCihak notateslaapp.com/news/993/te…
Tesla is pushing FSD Beta automatically to owners who qualify - Not a Tesla App

Tesla is pushing FSD Beta automatically to owners who qualify - Not a Tesla App

Tesla has started to automatically push FSD Beta to owners who qualify, which means they must have a score of 80+ or higher.

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