VINCENT MUASYA - COMEDIAN | Vice Chair NACADA | CHIPUKEEZY SHOW HOST | Founder CHIPUKEEZY COMEDY CLUB | Director ST MARTINS SCHOOL |
Joined March 2013
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I work as hard as I can to achieve my goals.I have steadily improved year after year by working harder and training smarter over the long haul.The only way to get better is to work harder.This doesn’t guarantee a win,But it sure does improve your chances..Above all Mungu mbele – at Mombasa, Kenya
Mkiniskia itanisaidia na nini mimi bro ? Comedy was an hobby now I am employed don’t be stupid
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Bro Grow up na uwache wivu
Ndugu @eddiebutita unaropokwa KBC na unasahau kuwakumbusha I'm the only comedian who refused to go to the stadium and entertain Moi during holidays
Kukosa kujua history ndio inafanya Ruto anakutumia kama kapoko
I'm a soldier from day 1
Buda we ni mutu mzima Respect yourself
Ndugu @eddiebutita toka kwa haga ya Ruto, wewe ni mtu mzima
Sasa unaendaga ku-kiss manzi yako na ulimi iko na mavi?
Heshimu familia
Chipukeezy retweeted
We are being played
We are being played
WE ARE BEING PLAYED!
The reason why Ruto keeps mentioning Sifuna is because he wants to intentionally build momentum ya Sifuna
Of late he hardly attacks any of the other opposition candidates
Then ikifika ni nani flag bearer iwe ni Sifuna. Then Kalonzo refuses to deputize.
Si unaona Water melon doesn’t even bother to campaign?
Sifuna Matiang’i candidature obviously cannot work
Because one comes from Nyanza, the other Western. The larger WESTERN region so coz of regional balancing, NYET
Riggy obviously won’t be on the ballot
Pauline who was a whole organizing secretary ati resigns from Jubilee which has a presidential candidate to go perambulate around with Linda a movement where she has no say, sway or position
She is the point of contact wa briefcase from Ichaweri
Ladies and gentlemen, that is how Ruto will win Tutam
Opposition wanampea through pass with their egos. Greed. Megalomania. Myopia. Personal interests
The best part? We are enabling them with our squabbles, goonism, insults, ethnicity, bigotry
Bookmark This 🙏🏽🫡🫶
Chipukeezy retweeted
The Deputy Inspector General of the Kenya Police Service, Mr. Eliud Lagat, arrives at the Presidential Escort Unit for a historic visit—the first by a Deputy Inspector General since the Unit’s establishment.
#KenyaPolice #ServiceWithHonor
Chipukeezy retweeted
Real recognises real .. thanks bro
“Salvado- I think I’m Wiser”🙌🏾. @idringp outdid himself.
The thing with comedy is, you can perform with someone for 15 years and you think you know them fully…only for a man to put together 90 minutes of laughter that blow you away.
I would judge this performance on the first 15-minute segment where he joked about his late father, the late Rajiv Ruparellia and the late Cedric Babu. He was living the moment. He talked through his pain. And we laughed. I would compare this painfully funny segment to Kevin Hart’s special called “Laugh At My Pain.”
After this segment, the man “went to Ombokolo” and hell broke loose😅.
I must note it was nice to see a man perform without the pressure of gate collections. It was an intimate show, upclose-and-personal, where the man just came to talk to his people…and they loved him.
Kudos bruv. That was massive👏👏@PlayitLoudNow have a job on their hands to bring this to the public.
Chipukeezy retweeted
Addressed the nation from State House Nairobi and invited all Kenyans to begin the most consequential national conversation since the promulgation of our Constitution in 2010 - a conversation to shape the country's next long-term development plan beyond Vision 2030.
This is not a Government project. It is not a political agenda; it is a national undertaking that belongs to every Kenyan. The question before us is simple but profound: What kind of Kenya do we want to leave to future generations?
Over the past six decades, nations that were once at the same level of development with Kenya have transformed into global economic powerhouses. South Korea, China and Singapore made bold choices, planned for the long-term and invested in their people.
We, too, must have the courage to ask why we have not fulfilled our full potential and, more importantly, what we must do differently.
Our Constitution calls on us to do more than govern. It calls on us to expand opportunity, uphold human dignity, create wealth and improve the lives of every citizen. Healthcare, quality education, affordable housing and food security must become measurable realities for every Kenyan.
Consequently, we will on 12th August, 2026, launch a nationwide public consultation that will bring together citizens from every walk of life - young people, professionals, businesses, faith leaders, academia, workers and civil society - to build a shared vision for our nation's future.
Together, we will define the next chapter of Kenya's story and build an industrialised, globally competitive and prosperous nation for generations to come.
Chipukeezy retweeted
Assistant Director of Protocol and Events in the Executive Office of the President Chipukeezy has dismissed critics of President William Ruto's Affordable Housing Program, saying the once-notorious Mukuru slums have been transformed into a modern estate that now houses many Kenyans.
"President alisema ni bottom-up na hiyo ndio iko hapa," he said.
Photo: Chipukeezy (Facebook)
Chipukeezy retweeted
GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST
Chipukeezy retweeted
Sharing highlights from a productive G7 Summit in Evian, where world leaders came together and exchanged perspectives on key issues and challenges our planet faces.
@G7
Chipukeezy retweeted
Today our G7 discussion focuses on two closely linked challenges.
First, structural imbalances in the global economy, including persistent overcapacities in strategic sectors.
Second, the crises affecting us all: Russia's war against Ukraine, the conflict in the Middle East and health emergencies.
These crises often amplify existing vulnerabilities.
Geopolitical shocks can aggravate structural economic challenges.
Hormuz is a case in point.
As partners, our work has two strands.
The first is external. We'll keep weaving a tighter network of trusted partnerships, expand preferential trade links, and diversify our sources of critical raw materials.
The second starts at home. We need to strengthen our own resilience, in manufacturing, technology, energy and defence.
That means creating the right conditions for industry to thrive. And ensuring we have the right tools to protect our market when necessary.
This work will continue at the European Council.
