Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Join me in celebrating Africa’s finest journalist @DavidHundeyin on his birthday today.
If the continent had 3 of him, the story would have been different.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Omoyele Sowore is the sole candidate capable of reinstating our honor within the global community.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Learn to think about the world the way white people, and you will stop finding yourself fighting their wars against your land on behalf of their interests.
Learn to accept the reality that "your leaders" that look like you are just the 1st layer of your enemies.
It is real.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
The "Authority Illusion," illustrated in this video, is how the self-annointed "leaders of the free world" maintain narrative control over journalism, academia, civil society, and politics. It's all bullshit, smoke, and mirrors. Their control over your mind and the parameters within which you think, is entirely dependent on your credulity. They devote vast amounts of narrative effort to maintaining the cloud of confusion that envelopes the mind of the African and makes him believe that the people who spent 400 years making furniture and leather out of the skin of his ancestors now mean well for him.
It's why if he accepts $1,000 grants from entities funded by foreign governments to misrepresent and misreport the effects of infrastructure deficit and lack of industrial capacity in his country as "climate change," he is a socially responsible climate reporter," and an award-winning "climate justice advocate."
But if he points out that the need to get Africans out of poverty and infrastructure deficit via industrialisation takes clear priority over whatever bullshit a bunch of white people who own private jets agreed over lunch at a ski resort in Switzerland, he becomes a "climate change denialist" and possibly a "conspiracy theorist."
If she gets a job as a reporter at BBC, RFI, VOA, or Al-Jazeera, she's now an "international journalist working for global media." But if she gets a job as a reporter at RT, CGTN, Press TV or Sputnik, she's "not a real journalist" because she's working for "Russian/Chinese/Iranian State-affiliated media." (All of the above media platforms are, in fact, the same thing - state-funded media outfits whose editorial policy never, ever strays from whatever advances the geopolitical goals of their funding government.)
The people holding the pen wield this assumed authority which is built on nothing. There was no meeting where it was decided that Sophie working at RFI in Paris is in any way a better journalist than Yusuf at Radio Nigeria, Kaduna. Because the African bugs agree to keep halting at the line drawn by the pen holders, they are able to wield this completely fictitious and contrived "authority" in professional spaces where Africans accept 2nd class status based on the idea that they are - by default - 2nd rate at everything until proven otherwise.
Then, the measure of African professional growth becomes how oyibo-approved or oyibo-adjacent one can become - and of course, you can never be an oyibo, no matter how successfully you jump through their everlasting series of social, academic, economic, and political hoops. They will keep drawing lines with that pen and keep you forever struggling to keep up with their arbitrary, contrived, and infinite red lines, principles, rules, and guidelines.
Who go make rule for you no go tire.
If you find that your internalised beliefs and habits are constantly in lockstep with whatever narratives this group of people promote, then you may need to check with a neurosurgeon to confirm that your brain is not the same size as that of the bug in this video.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
I debated long and hard whether to do this publicly, but I think a message needs to be sent to a group of external interests working in tandem with the internal interests described in the quoted tweet to counteract the interests of half a billion West Africans. A message that at whatever level we exist, we take our destiny seriously and we are not to be trifled with.
Last week, I received an N800,000 offer from an international NGO called Dialogue Earth (formerly known as China Dialogue Trust) to write an article essentially saying that Dangote Refinery is terrible for the environment because something something "Environmental Concerns," something something "Climate Change," something something "Energy Transition Policy," something something "COP 28."
The (unstated but clearly implied) thrust of the brief was for a prominent local voice to put their name on an article that is an argument or a premise for the the Nigerian government to kill the refinery based on its "energy transition commitments" and "environmental policy." This conclusion wasn't immediately apparent when they reached out to me, but I suspected where it was heading, and I quickly accepted the offer so that I could see the brief and obtain hard evidence. I've attached screenshots from the brief below.
Basically, this London-based NGO is headed by Sam Geall, an Oxford professor and is funded by several American intelligence fronts such as Ford Foundation and ClimateWorks (which is blacklisted in India for funding organisations working against India's national interest). For whatever reason, it is now quietly mobilising a resistance campaign against what it describes as "Nigeria's first refinery." Apparently, the status quo of Africa's largest oil producer having no functioning oil refinery to beneficiate its own oil was not a problem for Dialogue Earth and the American CIA fronts who fund it.
The human poverty caused by exporting this raw material and importing refined fuel was not bad for the environment. Also, the fact of European refiners regularly blending West African fuel cargoes with toxic waste and sulphur content 200 times the European legal limit (leading to asthma, bronchitis and eye infections in West Africa) was also not bad for the environment. But Nigeria having a refinery that will wean West Africa off import dependency on those European refiners (and allow West Africa control the sulphur content of its own fuels) is where Dialogue Earth and its funders draw the line. That one is bad for the environment, and David Hundeyin should write an article calling for the refinery to be shut down or limited.
I'm putting this out there publicly so that nobody will henceforth use the term "conspiracy theory" when it is pointed out for the umpteenth time, that there are American and European state and private interests that are heavily invested in keeping Africa exactly as poor as it is, and that they regularly push levers most of us do not even know exist, to make sure that this status quo is protected. These people believe that Africans should not exist or have nice things in this world. Apparently, the sole purpose of our existence is to enhance their experience of the planet and all that it has to offer.
It is because of them that I have to make a public spectacle out of this, even though I know that doing this is probably going to cost someone their job. The message needs to be passed that as poor as we are, you cannot convince us to campaign for the elongation of our own poverty by commissioning $500 hack jobs in the hope that we will be greedy enough to only see the money and ignore the bigger picture of what we can clearly see you trying to do.
I will reiterate something I have said multiple times - I am not a believer in the religious faith called Climate Change/Saving The Environment. I care exactly as much about the environment as do the rich white men who destroyed it to begin with. I firmly believe that if what it takes for Africa to industrialise is for it to burn so much fossil fuel that snow stops falling in Wisconsin and it starts raining concentrated sulphuric acid in Doncaster, it is not too big a price for Europe and North America to pay - it is certainly not bigger than the price Africa had to pay for Europe and North America to develop.
It is and will continue to be 100% OUR prerogative to determine what to do with our hydrocarbons. It is not the rich white men hiding behind these "Climate Advocacy NGOs" who will tell us what to do with our energy reserves, and by what means we are allowed to escape the poverty that they engineered for us.
I might not be a fan of Aliko Dangote or his monopolistic business practices - as is well known - but I'm also smart enough to know when rich white men in DC, Houston, Rotterdam and London and trying to use me as a marionette in their 400 year-old coloniser games. If you are reading this and you are one of the rich white men whose economic interests are threatened by Nigeria refining its own oil, you should come out and fight Aliko Dangote by yourself.
Or at least go find a much stupider African to do your dirty job - there's plenty of those.
It will never be me.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Nigeria Is At Serious Risk of Becoming a Cruise-Only Nation
How many skit videos do your children watch daily? Be honest. Probably tens or even hundreds. How many books do they read daily? Probably none. Am I lying? Nigeria is producing a generation addicted to pleasure and entertainment. One Emmanuella was okay. Maybe even cute. But when you have hundreds of thousands of our young people all doing skits and sexy booty dances all over the social media spectrum, then perhaps there is a problem.
It is not only Southern Nigerian women that God gave buttocks to. And our young men are not the only ones with a sense of humour or fashion. Skitting is not the only other alternative to Yahoo and Yahoo Plus. There is blockchain. There is coding and game development. There is the stock market and forex trading. American children are mowing their neighbours' lawns to earn money to buy NVIDIA stock. Please fact-check me. There is more to life than shaking booty and cracking jokes!
How are our children going to compete with Chinese and German children, who are not allowed to watch these videos but are given free devices to watch science, technological and educational videos? TikTok is about to be banned in America. But we just allow it to be proliferated without regulation in Nigeria. Meanwhile, in China, where it comes from, children are NOT permitted on TikTok. Again, please fact-check me. If I sell something to your child, but me, the manufacturer, refuse to consume it or allow my child near it, then I know something that you don't.
Not all our children can grow to be the next Burna, Wizkid or Davido. Sports will only offer an escape for less than 1% of 1% of our youth. For every Osimhen in Napoli, there are fifty thousand in poverty. We will need professionals in STEM areas in the future. But in Southern Nigeria, we are raising many girls who only know how to do booty-shaking videos and boys who know little besides funny skits.
We may want to watch videos of what Chinese and Indian children are doing. They don't know Jesus. They don't understand popular culture. They don't know Beyonce or Drake. They are boring. But boring is good. It means they have structure, discipline, consistency, and a life path that gives them clarity of what will happen to them from the cradle to the grave.
They can already innovate technology before they are teenagers. If we do intervene on a governmental and parental level, our teenagers will end up producing more babies that will be consumers of the products created by Chinese and German teenagers.
#TableShaker
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
You see that line "lagos is more developed than Anambra"
It's the funniest comparison in Nigeria.
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Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Dundee United is a slang for idiots in Nigeria because the Scottish club went on a pre season tour in Nigeria and performed badly in 1972.
Nigerians thought they would beat the local clubs they faced, but they had two losses, two draws and one win.
Nigeria had never qualified for the FIFA World Cup or AFCON at that time. The Nigerian Football League had just been formed.
A Dundee Player, Kenny Cameron said hyenas and vultures were part of the committee that welcomed them at the Kano airport. He also complained about stomach bugs in the squad, traffic jams and post office strikes.
This angered the Nigerian media and fans. The media responsed saying Dundee United played amateur football.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
African Fashion Brand Tongoro Accuses Balmain of Copying Their Signature Jewelry Piece
In a recent Instagram post, Sarah Diouf, the founder of African fashion brand Tongoro, expressed her disappointment and frustration with renowned fashion house Balmain. Diouf accused Balmain of copying Tongoro's signature jewelry piece, which was first introduced in May 2019 as part of their "Tongoro Tribe" collection runway show in Dakar.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
➖When Mourinho was managing United:
"We need to get rid of"
- Sanchez
- Smalling
- Darmian
- Young
"and build around"
- Rashford
- Shaw
- Martial
- Mason Greenwood
➖When Solskjaer was managing United:
"We need to get rid of"
- Pogba
- Lukaku
- Matic
- De Gea
"and build around"
- Rashford
- Shaw
- Maguire
- Bruno
➖When Erik ten Hag is managing United:
"We need to get rid of"
- Casemiro
- Varane
- De Gea
- Cristiano Ronaldo
"and build around"
- Rashford
- Shaw
- Bruno
- Onana
He is at the center of every failed manager
Has thrown 2 managers under the bus
The team always has to play to his strengths
and he clearly isn’t good enough and only cares about himself
…and the fanbase expects us to win major trophies with him?
GET RID ✔️
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Replying to @aaroncikaya
More reason why some player are suppose to leave certain team for those teams to progress. Rashford is one of Man United problem
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Replying to @jacksonpbn
Someone has one trillion Naira and starched it in bank accounts?? Why??
What happened to setting up industries, creating employment, lifting people out of poverty etc etc..?
It is not just corruption we are battling as Nigerians, we are battling a society deprived of any good morals, humanity and most importantly intelligence
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Is this not eerily similar to.what many generals and other officers and men of the Nigerian Army have been reporting, on pain of redeployment and even detention or murder throughout the Buhari years?
So, the whole terrorist campaign in the Sahel is funded and directed by foreign powers, including France, and obviously the US, which was why they used Leahy's Law to deny access to American weapons to the Goodluck Jonathan government!
Buhari cooperated because they installed him. Tinubu will also cooperate in the de-population of West Africa by Western-sponsored terrorists, because of his serious legitimacy issues and his FBI file!
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
With its strategic location and world-class logistics operations, #OXAGON's fully automated port will integrate a physical and digital supply chain to seamlessly connect the region with the world.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
The Sahel, like the Balkans, was never meant to be stable.
Once Europeans circumvented Trans-Sahelian trade routes in the 15th Century, that region's fate was sealed.
The success of coastal West African states now depends on how they isolate themselves from the Sahel's troubles
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
It is a lot more productive to fight together, than to fight alone.
We Nigerians have fought alone for too long - that's why we now provide our own water, electricity, security and healthcare.
You can't fight a dysfunctional system, alone.
It will defeat you.
Da Banko Chiroma retweeted
Belgium, UK, USA connived and assassinated Lumumba, hacked him into pieces, dissolved his body into acid and took his teeth to Brussels, simply because he was struggling for Congo independence. These are the same people that want to lecture us about human rights and democracy.

































