chlo

that ain’t my ball ok

nobody hates the mechanic more than me. the only person i hate more is benjamin netanyahu and student landords

if you ever want to see me suffer just take me to the mechanic

now yall acting like wedding makeup and bday makeup require the same beat omg make it stop!!!!!!

olivia dean is just so amazing

if you see me without gold jewelry and brown hair then it wasn’t me that’s an imposter!!!!

i’m not even tryna be funny but that’s one of very few i’ve seen jakob be aggressive this season and look how red he is

sorry but as a black person if you watched & commented on that season of BBUK then you are complicit in rochelle winning. every angry tweet drives the engagement that legitimises this antagonistic shit.

idk why you guys are acting like you’re going to an mua studio & get a regular “soft glam” look on the morning of your wedding anyway 😭 that is just simply a stupid idea

i think it’s interesting that the natural conclusion is not to simply do your own makeup or not wear makeup at all

hearing rugby commentary in an american accent is almost as bad as football commentary

i also think it’s kinda disturbing how hard it is for BW to divest from service providers. when beauty providers start to drive me insane, i simply stop going. i think the resentment begins with peoples over attachment to wedding makeup / having their hair & nails “done”

when people fixate on a highly unlikely scenario like this wedding mua fantasy / psyop, there’s usually an underlying sentiment at play. in this case, i think it’s disdain & resentment towards beauty service providers whilst simultaneously treating them like essential workers

once in a while i go and make sure man u is still losing

what was that denver

ok

rugby season over i’m so excited to get back into the gymmmmmmm

love, betty boop 💋