@chlumbucket

long-suffering cutie pie

 Chicago
Joined July 2015
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Why she looks like nothing really matters and love is all she needs
lisa barlow-hochstein@crackaslampig15h
not only does she look a mess but that foundation match is crazy
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Dear Lord please let my tits sit right
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NOTHING better than a big shameless double carb fat f*ggot bowl of bolognese
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quem lembra desse
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Last farmer’s market of the season :(
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prolapsed catholic retweeted
masc4masc’s sake@bachlover1958Oct 25
Making industrial quantities of bolognese
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😇😇malin!@yermies3Oct 25
Replying to @chlumbucket
Sheree: It’s still unfinished, it takes a long time. It’s a huge project. I had a problem with — one of the scien— not the scientists but the guy that I — uhhh. Whooooo, uhhhh. Whoooo. Was misappropriating funds. So I ended up having to get new….scientists
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Blessed to not know anything about the h3 podcast or whatever
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Restaurants near me
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prolapsed catholic@chlumbucket1 Nov 2023
Jen shah introducing herself to a new inmate from China
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prolapsed catholic@chlumbucketMar 7
Chicago political ads be like “Lisa Jellybeans-Evans has BETRAYED our children”
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(Lisa Barlow as Elizabeth Holmes) No no no you’re a liar no, no it works, it works, it works, check the lab reports, check the verification reports, it works, it works, you’re lying, I’m a Fortune 500 female CEO, I’m a female CEO, you’re jealous, you’re lying and your jealous
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Every single night I pray that my dick is sitting right
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What’s not clear
✶ tune@tuneofwindOct 23
this is killing me wdym killed instantly in court
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Have gotten such an insane deluge of spam calls in the past week what is going on is it all election stuff
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Underrated Lisa Barlowism is her repeatedly saying “it’s consummate” to describe a habitual behavior
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Right right
Chicago Sun-Times
@SuntimesOct 20
A collective of queer, Chicago-based, independent fashion designers staged Queer Couture Runway at the Public Works Gallery to explore gender identity and expression. chicago.suntimes.com/fashion…

Photos: Chicago Fashion Week show is first to celebrate work from all openly LGBTQ+ designers

A collective of queer, Chicago-based, independent fashion designers staged Queer Couture Runway at the Public Works Gallery to explore gender identity and expression.

chicago.suntimes.com
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