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Lesbian who can never find my 👓 like Velma. Feminist. Country Music Lover. Avid concert goer. Mets, Seahawks & Pacers. #GastricBypass post-op.

Green Bay, WI
Joined April 2010
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Pete Alonso will always be special to me because he came at the perfect time. I was so devastated when David retired since he’s my favorite player. I didn’t know if I would still truly enjoy watching the team. Pete has brought me so much joy!🧡💙
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I miss my Dad, too. 😢
I miss you Dad. Happy Birthday 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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Having tachycardia with an Apple Watch is exhausting. Never turned off notifications so fast.
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Yes. Don’t want all the energy that comes with relationships.
Has anyone else just accepted that they might be single forever?
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My last name is a number dumb ass of course I’m weird…
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We don’t deserve you, King. 😢
Jacob deGrom found the New York media “overwhelming” and he would likely not waive his no-trade clause to go back, per @chelsea_janes
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But I don’t anymore. 😣
Ladies if your life is horrible right now just remember you have big titties
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why does this abbot elementary poster look like it’s for a spiritual christian movie that’s only playing at select theaters
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It look like he got a fake bald head on top of his real bald head
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this year felt like i was a black woman in a tyler perry film
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Babies will really hug and kiss you and then slap the fuck outta you. Like damn wtf was that for😭😭
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“We’re the dancers” takes me out every single time! 😂
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg really thought they were part of Destiny’s Child 😭🤣
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@17ShortFuse I almost spit my drink out. 😂
If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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“You look familiar” I’m always at home, it’s not me.
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@17ShortFuse Us. 😂
Sometimes you gotta close that door dash app and boil two hotdogs w/ a side of chips & call it a day.
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Morgan's one step ahead, as always. 😉 The new season of #HighPotential premieres January 5 on ABC and stream on Hulu!
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I hate to admit it but that polygamist is a great song writer
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@17ShortFuse Absolutely deserved!!
Ne-Yo has been nominated for the 2027 Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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Thinking about “Ya Ya” right now. “Whole lotta red in that white and blue.” Not anymore Beyoncé!
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