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Writer of TV and imaginary cookbooks. Sl*t for candy.

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Joined April 2009
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Anyone else wake up in the mood for a western-drama-comedy-action-supernatural-fantasy? #WynonnaEarp #TalesFromPurgatory

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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
NEVER donate at Loblaws or Dollarama or any billionaire owned store - instead ask why they don't donate/pay decent wages/ pay their taxes?
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
new Beyoncé, wicked trailer, shirtless usher, taylor swift… super bowl confirmed gay
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
The CSA's when they realise Earpers are back 🍩🥃🌮 #WelcomeHomeWynonna #WynonnaEarp 📫 #Tubi
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
Mental illness is not a fucking hall pass to be a bigot. @adidas do something homie.
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
I know no other way 😌
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This made me join the IRA
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
what's the best rusical performance of all time you ask?
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
it's not depression if you're looking out the window. that's brooding. it's how poems happen.
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If your #ADHD friend hasn’t been in touch I promise they still love you. They just don’t have object permanence so if something is no longer in front of them their brain loses track of it. Trust me, when you reach out their eyes light up & they are so excited to hear from u!
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The Indigenous Food Market has been extended for one more day - a Saturday! 🙌🙌 Come to Fort York for a special end of season Market day on Saturday, October 8 from 12- 4 pm, celebrating Binaakwe-giizis (Falling Leaves Moon) with artisans, food, music and dance performances.

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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
Do you want your TV pitch to stand out from the other pitches in your genre? Check out STEP#1: MAKE IT PERSONAL in my eight part series on how to craft a TV show pitch that sells. #tvwriting #screenwriting screenright.net/how-to-pitch…
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
PLEASE hire at least one gay person before doing *anything* or you will end naming your mascot boy pussy
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Lizzo plays a flute and one day later everyone's an expert on flutes. They should keep handing her instruments until we accidentally bring back music education
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Commemorate Truth & Reconciliation by honouring the lives and knowledge of Indigenous people: bit.ly/3E6fcWT Join Tomson Highway, Rebecca Cuddy, @sarainfox, NIMKII, @patricia_cano, and more live from Koerner Hall at 8PM ET.
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Dahmer, Drive-ins and Dives?
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
Scientists: "A hurricane is likely to arrive." People: - buy water - gas-up the generator - wrap their stuff in plastic Scientists: "A pandemic is killing ~500 and infecting 80,000 a day." People: "You can't make me do anything"
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Shelley Scarrow retweeted
It’s Adam AND Eve not Adam OR Eve. Happy bisexual awareness week. Everyone’s hot.
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As we honor Irish twitter's magnificent work over the last day, let us take a moment to remember Derry Girls's chalk board of Catholic and Protestant differences, the greatest piece of comedy writing every produced.
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Adieu, good Queen
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