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2022 14th overall pick and 2023 nba champion w @nuggets

Joined June 2016
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Mike Abdul-Jabbar retweeted
When you 5 words into your sons suicide note and theres already a spelling mistake
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Just told my 10yo daughter about James Gunn getting fired. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda post and said "#Gunnkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
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Mike Abdul-Jabbar retweeted
so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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when people dont think how i do i get really angry like maybe a monkey would
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hey there ruthkanda what's it like in pronoun city
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dicen que chirey tiggo 2 es el nuevo lambo 👀
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Shit lowkey do yeah fairs dude
Doing 🧊 unlocks my cuteness
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Mike Abdul-Jabbar retweeted
Xabi Alonso was bad today. Xabi Alonso 100% should be our manager. Xabi Alonso was shit today. Xabi Alonso is the right man for the job. Xabi got it all wrong today. Xabi absolutely deserves this job. Xabi made awful decisions today. Xabi Alonso is our man. End of discussion.
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Mike Abdul-Jabbar retweeted
Bae send me the Explacit version 🤦‍♂️
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the demon of babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous
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i dont wanna jinx it but i may have just found a free way to pour dirt and creek water into your mouth with a funnel
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Mug of my dad at all the Beatles’ houses
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Mike Abdul-Jabbar retweeted
Not letting my pets eat ANY food until Kelly Clarkson is allowed to buy a $15000 bird alarm clock! Who’s with me?!? #DontFeedYourPetsChallenge
Art of Play, the store of the Kelly Clarkson saga, shares new statement: “We'd like to clarify one additional detail about Kelly Clarkson's visit to our Curiosity Shop on Saturday. During the 5 minutes she spent in the store, she inquired about our mechanical bird puppet named Molly. We explained that while Molly is permanently attached to the wall and serves as a de facto mascot for our shop, a nearly identical automaton is owned by the creator of the machines, a brilliant artist named Bliss Kolb who lives in Seattle. He told us he would be willing to part with Molly's twin for $15,000. We explained all of this to Kelly Clarkson. We also offered to show her a different singing bird automaton, made by a traditional clockmaking shop in Germany, that she could have taken home with her that day. It costs about $2,000. She did not stick around long enough to see it. We've reached out to Kelly directly to try and clear the air. We really do wish her the best and hope that someday we can all laugh about this misunderstanding.”
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and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you made
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Stupid punk music.. I prefer the band Television
it's so corny to me when people talk about how punk changed their life. it's always "i had the profound epiphany that u could suck, all you need is 3 chords, anyone can do it" and i'm like (sleep in big bed with wife voice) "i was learning television and radiohead songs as a kid"
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Hi I am in your city I'm on the other side of town and I have 45 minutes of free time and we're not very close friends and I'm generally kind of unpleasant to be around we have GOT to hang out are you free right now
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