Just a stripped and scanned polaroid of the one and only @OMGitsLexi
I was gonna come on here and talk a load of shit. Never mind, nobody cares. FTW Oh yeah that means FUCK THE WORLD not this “for the win” bullshit
Have a great weekend!
$14.02 for a fuckin sausage mcmuffin w/egg combo
@McDonalds fucking highway robbery
Hey @McDonalds I read you spent millions of dollars on your phone app. How come I can't get rid of the damn notification that takes a day to disappear from my home screen? #annoying
Wow. My dr just called my prescriptions in at @cvspharmacy and they aren't ready and i said i'd wait.
Pharmacist just brought me a bottle of water while i wait. #customerservice #appreciative nice way to make my morning a bit better.
Hey @amazon your drivers suck You tell me how the "crying laughing" emoji tells me who has my package. Well? There's no resident there when you delivered.
Theres no pic of it being thrown in the ground... completely out of line.
Holy crap @FiveGuys $14+ for a burger!?! Jeez Never leaving my house again
Hey @Saltwatertattoo didnt you say that Camero's can make great lowriders?




