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Stop asking me what I do for a living. Do you think living in Kenya is a small job? I live in Kenya for a living 😎
Folks, increasingly solid examples of people driven campaigns to victory are emerging. Ignore the naysayer arguing Kenya is unique and different. Remember as people gather on SM to air hires, everyone has a different reality. Those looting, benefiting from it, assessing it and the ones wallowing in misery. Kumbuka, mti wa maembe ndio hurushiwa mawe. Focus!
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Dear @LindaMwananchi_
To win this coming election, we MUST run a campaign like nothing has been run before in Kenya. We cannot only rely on the old methods and hope to beat the veterans who have been doing those things for years!
First of all, the movement must realize where its greatest strength lies. LMM’s greatest strength comes from being owned by the young people. The hopeful, energetic, enthusiastic young people who are full of ideas. Linda Mwananchi MUST find an effective way to tap into this energy and brilliance.
My suggestion is to have a robust volunteer program which invites volunteers to the campaign, vets them, evaluates their abilities and assigns them roles in the campaign purely on a VOLUNTARY basis. The only thing such volunteers would need is recognition and assurance that the movement shall NEVER betray its core ideals.
This program if well run, has the potential to provide the largest group of boots on the ground in the entire nation. We have professionals such as medics, lawyers, teachers and others who are willing to volunteer. We also have creatives such as musicians, influencers and tiktokers who have already volunteered their services and are doing good work. They just need to be organized, focused and integrated into the formal structures of the movement.
Next, fundraising MUST not just be through the traditional pay bill means. Please let us get creative! Let us have merchandise on sale on the website where people can buy not only for themselves but also for others. Let us have an option for people to donate in kind. You may have someone who owns a car and wants to donate it, let them. Let there be a register of donations and personal acknowledgment to each donor.
After that, the manifesto must include all Kenyans, not just a few experts sitting and deciding what to do. Kenyans know the problems they face and they also know the solutions. Engage them more in conversations. Rallies are good but let us have many townhalls.
In fact, a town hall can even be virtual. The way we had twitter spaces and TikTok live to discuss Finance Bill and other oppressive laws in 2024. Let us have at least two of these every week with a principal of Linda Mwananchi and preferably H.E Sifuna. These are very low cost but very high impact activities. During those townhalls, we listen and take note of what Kenyans want.
These engagements will help the movement understand what to prioritize and to visualize how the first 100 days will look like.
All these activities ant structures should culminate in having soldiers all around the 55,000 polling stations. Willing believers who want to change our country for the better. With at least 20 per polling station, our message will reach every nook and cranny on of Kenya.
I am willing to be volunteer number 1 to give many more ideas that I have. @edwinsifuna @abbiezuena @genz___baddie @FredahOndu61763 @paulinenjoroge @gwamaee
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There is a generation born between 1965-1979 called the gen x ,that doesn't get the recognition they deserve as the architects of the problems Kenyans are facing . This is the generation that found 100% university funding and ready government jobs . This are the people who were hired into the civil service with just form 6 certificates .
This people are fiercely tribal , corrupt and religious at the same time . This people climbed the ladder and cut it below them to make sure nobody climbs it. With the help of millenials they have made existence unbearable to everyone else. This is the generation that will not leave a job even if they become billionaires .
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The NCA says the collapsed Eastleigh building was registered under number 53128815710410.
We decided to check its official database, but the registration number was nowhere to be found.
nca.go.ke/approved-projects
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Did State Corporations buy shares in Kenya Pipeline IPO to hold them for Aliko Dangote? If this is proven directly or through circumstantial evidence, it will violate every applicable provision of the Constitution, Statutes & established law. State institutions cannot be proxies for individuals. As over Kshs. 42B of public money was involved, Kenyans deserve the whole truth. In the US, the judicial system has developed the law called “facading”, where companies & its Directors are held criminally liable for financial engineering & manipulating the capital markets.
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80% of food in Kenya is produced by millions of small holders. Now you want to farm for them? You want the old men + women to migrate to "affordable housing" AND DO WHAT EXACTLY? Be your slaves? Even a bad student knows what to copy! You don't copy names in the original work.
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Kenyans elect fools and thieves without a second thought.
But when it comes to Edwin Sifuna, all of a sudden we want experience; we want economic policy, bla bla bla....
What experience did Uhuru have?
What use was Ruto's experience as DP for 10 years; how has it benefited us?
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Everyone in Japan has a job in factories, etc. No one has been forced to give up their Land. This model you want to replicate in Kenya is not your model. It is a model of the multinational GMOs whose plan is to take over the African Landmass and dictate the seeds we grow. Dangerous neocolonialism....
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Replying to @MusaliaMudavadi
@MusaliaMudavadi says that @edwinsifuna has unveiled his party too late to the elections that are still ten months away.
The NARC coalition that showed Mudavadi dust was unveiled three months to the 2002 elections.
The ODM party that Mudavadi rode on to resurrect his career in 2007 was acquired by Raila as a last minute deal from wakili Mugambi Imanyara three months to the elections.
The party owned by Kibaki's second wife, Mary Wambui, which Mudavadi fled to from ODM in 2013, and through which he sought the presidency on a "mademoni" deal, was unveiled three and half months to elections.
The NASA coalition, on which Mudavadi tried to redeem himself in 2017, was launched three months to the 2017 elections.
And after his "earthquake" failed in 2022, his deal with UDA for the 2022 elections was done as a last-minute arrangement.
How would Sifuna's 10-months-to-election party be late, yet Mudavadi consistently arrives to the table three months before elections?
If anything, Mudavadi will endorse Sifuna in April 2027. His pattern is predictable.

















